hedgehog

hi i'm idiot New to animal twitter who do i make friends with? #animaltwt

didn't get for number 666 😭 guess I'm just an idiot thanks anyways 🦔❤️

@daneburywater lol twin

@hogincrisis And we eat them! Got chased by one once.

ugliest animal has to be turkey cos wtf is this 😭😭

@SplattTheTwat hmmm

@hogincrisis I can accept a snake being able to use a phone or laptop, but it's these underwater ones that I'm suspicious of. I've a feeling they might be humans pretending to be animals.

how does snake tweet with no fucking arms

@HoneyBadgerRon it's me bro

@hogincrisis That’s a chicken cutlet!!

who did this to me!!?

The komodo

@burritodog_ komodo

who is your biggest enemy

@loweffortbricks 😂😂😂

@hogincrisis same way the serpent got eve to eat the fruit. no hands needed

@Lynxtweeting 😭😭😭

@hogincrisis My bad

who stepped on me!!?

@HorneeDolphin hmm

@hogincrisis jelqing probably

did giraffes use steroid to grow that tall???

@adolphincharge 😭😭😭

@hogincrisis i also got followed by a gay dolphin recently. I thought we had only 2 genders.

heyyy why did a gay horse just follow me!??

@doeincrisis @burritodog_ you get hit by every damn vehicle

@hogincrisis @burritodog_ fuck did i do

which animal gets destroyed every time

@LionInCrisis most likely elephant 😭

@hogincrisis probably that fat rhino or elephant

@DeekKirby ion even know 😭

@hogincrisis Surgery?

@ReaL_Dp14 looks good on me ;)

@hogincrisis yo copying my shark drip 🤣🤣

what animal is this?

@adolphincharge awwwn thanks buh let's talk, how did you get legs?

@hogincrisis def not me hedgehog, you my current fav. cutie.

@BuffaloInCrises gorgeous

felt delete, might cute later

@Internet_User12 ohhh

@hogincrisis Watch out, they don't like it.

pooed in a humans meal 👀