ChipDouglas

@DemocraticWins He announced this about 5 weeks ago

BREAKING: Bruce Springsteen just announced that his band will be doing a tour in effort to fight back against Donald Trump's authoritarian overreach. The Boss is back!

@GinaWantADonut Now that is a beautiful lady

@SweetDee_48 I didn't send any my dear

Guys STOP SENDING DICK PICS! EVEN THE BEST LOOKING DICK IS STILL UGLY FOR THE MOST PART! I didn't ask to see it. You wouldn't whip it out in a public forum cuz it's illegal It's super creepy when you just drop a random boner in my inbox Who raised you... a fucking cave woman?

@ShaunMorash He has one of the 5 best bits of all time, and then nothing else

Is Bert Kreischer the least funny successful comic of all time?

@RevivalRedStorm I'm not mad at all. I'm a st johns fan, met Repole many times, nice fella.

@RealChipDouglas Don’t be mad our Alums are successful. He credits all his success from what he learned at St John’s btw.

St . John’s is the Cinderella of the S16. Ignore seeds, ignore coaches, all that. Of the 16 teams left they rank 15th in Total Enrollment 15th in Alumni Base 16th in Campus Size 16th in Endowment 16th in Athletic revenue 15 Football Schools + St John’s. Incredible #sjubb

@FayeMginger Sexxxyyyy AF

....it's been a day 🙄🤪🍻🍺 #HumpDaaaaaayyyy

@SweetDee_48 Sooooo damn.....

😳😳😳😳😳😳

@Michellek4040 Almost drove off the road looking at those things

Boots on the beach

@baseballchickie And it all covers your tits

I got this jacket for my 11th birthday. #OpeningDay #MLB

@ShaunMorash @KnicksCentral I'm 48, and not much of a streamer. My octogenarian parents have Netflix and use it daily. It's not one of the obscure ones, like them the NFL put a chiefs playoff game on a service nobody had

@KnicksCentral my dad and his two best friends all don't have Netflix. They have no reason to

This is nonsense, everyone over 50 I know has Netflix and can watch the Yankees This isn’t like having games on Apple Tv, Peacock or even Prime Most people have one streaming service at home and it’s usually Netflix The “old people cant watch” game doesnt work today

@camibrown1984 Being a Yankees fan

Name a better feeling than waking up on opening day of baseball…. 🥳🥳🥳

@FixingEducation Getting drunk

Educators…name something that has massively improved your mental health.

@blunavy75 @creja34 Let's do it

@SweetDee_48 Please stop, I'm trying to work

Happy hump day

@texasbreakfast1 I'm right here

Day 2,244 of looking for a husband 🙃

@bright_har6612 Your smile melts me

Today’s Activity 💪 Morning Sun & Affirmations 19 Hour Fast 8.5 Mile Walk Exercise Improves My Schizophrenia

@creja34 @the_shy_milf Not me

@RealChipDouglas @the_shy_milf The person that said my tweet was an attention seeking tweet @the_shy_milf

I can't believe I'm living like this!

@wobblymami @urfavSpecialK Yes, tell her, tell her

@urfavSpecialK I have an idea for a picture of these if you’re interested in hearing

Not loving the chunky glitter but fuck it we ball

@creja34 @the_shy_milf I do??

@the_shy_milf @RealChipDouglas