Chris Calogero

This Comedian Plays Every Cliché Movie Character And It Rules So Hard funnyordie.com/2019/4/15/1830… via @funnyordie

message from the country’s head lettuce inspector

Our teaser poster, done by the great @NickImagined. If you’re at Fantasia, we premiere at 945 tonight. Check it out, say hi after. 🖤👹👦🏻

"But it’s impossible to eat PopUp without thinking about the fact that it’s a chain — one that’s backed by private equity. Bagels are part of New Jersey’s soul, and these bagels feel soulless. This is the antithesis of everything a Garden State bagel shop is supposed to be."

@pjmarino1 Hell yeah my man! Right there with ya

Apparently I’m living life to the absolute fullest bc my rejections are infinite haha

@LukeBarnett Gotta try a Montreal bagel if ya can. Very good in their specific way!

Headed to Fantasia Friday for the world premiere of Goodbye, Monster. Never been. Any recs for the fest or Montreal in general?

Politician gives tips on how to save money

Yes, I know things can look a little glum at present. But , for now cheer up. From us.

During the filming of The Lord of the Rings, someone asked why the night scenes were being lit. "It's supposed to be dark," they said. "Where is all this light coming from?" The cinematographer replied, "The same place the music in that scene comes from."

Mitch McConnell will return in Avengers: Doomsday!

Maga is apparently now boycotting going to NYC because they hate the mayor. They say they will never go there again. I mean is this guy fucking amazing or what? That place is going to be a fucking paradise now

The Odyssey is so woke I heard the Cyclops was a DE-EYE hire!

@carolinerenard_ Same! So pumped!

This time next week, I will have seen The Odyssey. I’m going to scream.

This is one of many things any one of the greedy billionaires could fix basically overnight. An absolute good thing to put into the world their bank accounts would barely feel but yeah let’s create a fucking website where you can have VR meetings.

Hey @Netflix: The first season has 10 episodes and you binge it in a week. The second season airs three years later with 8 episodes that come out in two random chunks six weeks apart for no reason. And by the time it airs, you've forgotten the first season anyway and it's not worth the time to go back and rewatch it. There. Just saved you a crapton of consulting money. You're welcome.

That dude who joins the crew in the heist movie late and you know he’s gonna fuck everything up. Please @michaelmann consider this an audition for Heat 2!

The roles I get to audition for

Norway pays entry level cashiers and gas station attendants over 20 dollars an hour, plus five weeks vacation, a pension, and a year of combined parental leave. A Harvard economist told Kristof the U.S. ran a similar model from the 1940s through the 1960s: strong unions, expanding education, an early experiment with universal child care. Then America changed course, and Kristof's explanation for why is specific rather than vague: safety net programs got recast as handouts for Black Americans, the welfare queen caricature did real political work, and the coalition supporting broad investment in workers came apart along racial lines instead of economic ones. Kristof frames this through his own rural Oregon hometown, where mills closed, meth arrived, and three childhood friends died homeless. He says plainly he thinks they'd have survived being born into Norway's safety net instead. The same story plays out in Indiana counties that lost manufacturing and never fully replaced it. It's the road not taken, with a body count attached to the version we picked instead.

Premiering 7/17 at Fantasia. Hire everyone on this team. Best of the best and all truly stellar human beings. pro.imdb.com/title/tt392953…

Thrilled to share my second directorial effort, GOODBYE, MONSTER, will have its world premiere at the 30th annual Fantasia International Film Festival in Montreal. Up and coming director Quinton Tarantino calls it “the most important and prestigious genre film festival in the world”. No big deal. Was lucky as hell to get a truly mind blowing dream team of friends and heroes on this and cannot wait to share our creature feature (creature short?) with an audience.