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This Comedian Plays Every Cliché Movie Character And It Rules So Hard funnyordie.com/2019/4/15/1830… via @funnyordie
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Chris Calogero
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Chris Calogero
@RealChrisCal
Comedian WHO LIVES IN Los Angeles, but is FROM New Jersey. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.
Los Angeles, CA Katılım Mart 2009
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“i’ll be releasing a piece of vrabel/russini evidence once a week until my demands are met batman!”
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The most consistent thing in the world right now is that every week a new gross Vrabel/Russini story is gonna drop.
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Unfortunately there is a really high bar to have the #1 NFL boat-rental-for-sex story of all time
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Applying to jobs online feels like throwing resumes in the sky. I heard you usually get a response if you message a recruiter on LinkedIn, so I sent a nice note. You know, some real “put a face to a name” stuff. Rejected 15 minutes later. In their defense, it was a response.
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Cannes starts next week...
ʟᴜᴋᴇ ʙᴀʀɴᴇᴛᴛ@LukeBarnett
Recorded live from the Cannes Film Festival… three years from now. OVATION is one actor’s journey through a film festival’s endless standing ovation. Concept to completion in 5 days. One take. Shot in 2 hours for $50 thanks to a 2 person crew + a handful of talented actor friends. Now on @X.
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My audition to play any role that is “Chief of Police” in all the action movies!
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Just in time for summer it’s MUBBLES! The bubbles designed specifically for men!
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The Italian American vampire explains to his mother why he has to miss his nephews first communion.
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Man I’m a relentless Jets optimist and even through this brutal period of time the person who almost broke me was Adam Gase by a wide margin.
NYJ Matt@NYJ_Matt
Who’s your least favorite Jet of the decade? Mines Haason Reddick and I don’t think there’s a close second (except the obvious)
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I wrote about Boulevard Drinks, the 90-year-old Jersey City hot dog stand that’s fighting against being displaced by a Whole Foods nj.com/food/2026/05/n…
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Kevin O'Leary's massive data center was approved by a county commission in Utah last night.
At 40,000 acres, it would be 2.5x the size of Manhattan.
The commission approved the proposal despite opposition from hundreds of locals.
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whenever I buy food now it’s $17 and I’m like “okay that’s fine.” but privately it is not fine.
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This audition for Bad Boys IV is legit.
Chris Calogero@RealChrisCal
Every Police Chief In An Action Movie
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That horseshit “crowd work” clip is rightfully being mocked but I’d be lying if I didn’t say I wake up in a cold sweat often thinking of my profile and gut being filmed that way. Not all Husky Boys!
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From the generation that brought you “You could afford a house if you stopped buying coffee everyday!”
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes
Starbucks CEO defends a cup of coffee costing $9 He says the customers needs to just not think about it as a $9 cup of coffee, you’re paying for the “experience” of getting a Starbucks coffee “In some cases a $9 experience does feel like you're splurging, and then what that means is we have to make it worthwhile.” He says Starbucks customers “want to have a special experience and regardless of what your income level is, in some cases, a $9 experience does feel like you're splurging — well, this is a really affordable premium experience” How out of touch could a person possibly be…
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@RealChrisCal Yeah but I want these for my house. I mean c'mon.
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Hey man let's not give corporations in America any ideas. They gonna be Weekend at Bernies-ing us until the meat falls off the bones
Tansu Yegen@TansuYegen
After a motorcycle crash, Austrian chef Peter Lammer built a ceiling frame called the standing ovation that lets him work in his kitchen again while taking the weight off his legs
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