Chris Hart

@TWMChrisStrike @DaRealJH @SallyTalfourd The bus driver had one job ... to leave Colborne AKA #POS behind. The impending loss is on him.

@TWMChrisStrike @DaRealJH @SallyTalfourd All I have to contribute is during this playoff run - I've gotten "Sammered" a time or two ...

@RCLeanderApollo @Nobledrive Yet somehow Raab is higher on the card. Seems like if I win I'll be looking for somewhere to go.

@aubreyjparker @APWefed Best part about being suspended is not having to show up until I decide I want to.

Interesting conversation with @SallyTalfourd and no @DaRealJH, 'conversation' is not a euphemism for "we did it."

@TRSTerryMarvin Good luck tomorrow mate. You'll need it more than you do today. #ReturnOfTheAssHat

@TRSTerryMarvin It's almost like I'm clairvoyant or something. I wonder what you'll do post RM. #StrongHint

So it sounds like @CSCKane has a title shot for S&C ... and yet somehow it's all my friends that are talentless. #HatinOnMyClique

@TRSTerryMarvin How's life with Calvin Ingram? Miss me much?

@DaRealJH I think you owe me a dime bag. #WhatSuspension

Flying to Birmingham ... anyone know anything decent out of Alabama other than the Crimson tide?

Also, to debunk the rumors @DaRealJH didn't have something to do with Justin and Selena breaking up ... he had everything to do with it.

@DaRealJH: "I can confirm that @SallyTalfourd tastes like Captain Crunch" ... he's also currently scoping out J-Bieb's retweets #Strange

@TRSTerryMarvin @APWefed So @DaRealJH saw this and immediately his face said threesome. Apparently 2/3 of the Disney trio isn't enough.

@TRSTerryMarvin should replace that Asian dude at the UN when he finally kicks the bucket. #DiplomacyAtItsFinest

Sure to be the last celebrity to join twitter @DaRealJH is now live ... our mail box is also filled with panties from VS. #ChristmasPresents

@YMAPW @APWefed Does this mean Corey Hart is your special guest?

#ShitJamesSays: Knuckles is like the fat kid on the worst team, the dark match title is his participation ribbon.

#ShitJamesSays: Is it too early to make a Gilbert Arenas joke?