crazy Jesus
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crazy Jesus
@RealCrazyJesus
Psych ward dropout but certifiably nuts. Aspiring comic that's broke. the only plastic I got is an EBT card. dinner is on me ladys



I wish we could set a $ amount that people could pay you to send you a DM

Dave Smith: “Thomas Massie winning re-election in Congress is the most important election in the country.” “He’s got the Israel lobby and the Adelsons pouring millions of dollars to try to unseat him.” Why? “For the crime of not going along with the Epstein cover-up.” “And not going along with another stupid war.” “And having some fiscal sanity.” “He’s done nothing wrong except actually stand up for America First and all the stuff that Donald Trump and Tulsi Gabbard ran on.” Joe Rogan: “Imagine those being three negatives that people are saying he’s not MAGA.” “What is MAGA then?” Smith: “If not supporting covering up the Epstein files or not supporting a stupid war of aggression on behalf of Israel means I’m not MAGA, then I’m not MAGA.” “I hope Thomas Massie runs for President.” “By the way, they’re doing a big money bomb for Thomas Massie on March 30th.” @ComicDaveSmith @joerogan @RepThomasMassie


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