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Jonathan Crump

@RealCrumpster

Younger Gen Xer • I transform houses into homes for a living • It’s always my fault • Shtposter in training • Ready for The Golden Age 🇺🇸 Cogito, Ergo Sum

Louisiana, USA Katılım Aralık 2023
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Melonie Mac
Melonie Mac@MelonieMac·
Tweetard of the day
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Jonathan Crump
Jonathan Crump@RealCrumpster·
@RealJessica This clip is a perfect example and irrefutable evidence of the brainwashing that has been done by the Left’s nonstop rhetoric.
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Based Jessica
Based Jessica@RealJessica·
Young No Kings protestor trying to hard to remember the script. 🤣 “Well I hate Trump because, well he’s doing everything. Um, he’s making it a crime to be trans, he’s immigrate. Um, he’s deporting people who are like legal immigrants. And he’s deporting people who are not even immigrants, people were born here. He’s just doing all these horrible horrible things. He doesn’t even like, he’s denying climate change exists, dirtying the world” “How is he making it a crime to be trans?” “Well I’ve heard that in an article and from some of my friends but I don’t know if that’s true or not. But I wouldn’t put it past him.” The fact he doesn’t know his facts but will still protest anyways is wild. We are really doomed by the left. Follow: @RealJessica
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The Dank Knight 🦇
The Dank Knight 🦇@capeandcowell·
I was told REPEATEDLY under Biden this kind of talk is treasonous and a danger to democracy. Wonder what suddenly changed? I’m also old enough to remember when the owners of the voting machine tech would sue you for this type of rhetoric
Western Lensman@WesternLensman

Nancy Pelosi says Trump and Republicans may try to rig vote counts in the midterms: “We have to be on guard…They may try to creep into the technology and create a false count." Un. Freakin. Real.

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MAZE
MAZE@mazemoore·
@WesternLensman She has been fading for a while but she is fading fast now. It's so fascinating how these career politicians, no matter how much money they have, still want to be politicking at the very end of their lives.
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Western Lensman
Western Lensman@WesternLensman·
Nancy Pelosi says Trump and Republicans may try to rig vote counts in the midterms: “We have to be on guard…They may try to creep into the technology and create a false count." Un. Freakin. Real.
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Jonathan Crump
Jonathan Crump@RealCrumpster·
@EricLDaugh Yet another activist judge, like this turd in a punch bowl Merchan, impeding our president.
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Eric Daugherty
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh·
🚨 BREAKING: A judge has just BLOCKED President Trump from constructing his self-funded White House ballroom until CONGRESS authorizes it. ABSOLUTELY UNBELIEVABLE! This judge is WAY overstepping his authority. Impeach, appeal and KEEP BUILDING.
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Jonathan Crump
Jonathan Crump@RealCrumpster·
@GuntherEagleman If this fckface Juan Merchan was a federal judge, he would’ve been my first guess as to who is blocking President Trump.
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
🚨 ROGUE ACTIVIST FEDERAL JUDGE JUST BLOCKED TRUMP FROM FINISHING HIS PRIVATELY FUNDED WHITE HOUSE BALLROOM. It’s TRUMP’S OWN DAMN MONEY not one penny of taxpayer cash and this unelected hack says “NOPE, STOP THE WORK!” Tell the judge to SCREW OFF!
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frannie. ☕️
frannie. ☕️@yourfavefrannie·
My lips are a little purple in the middle bc I’ve been eating black jelly beans. Who wanna kiss?
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Wall Street Apes
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes·
TMZ flips the script and does real reporting. They finally call out Democrats and say EVERYONE in congress needs to be voted out They have evidence of Congress partying like they’re on Spring Break while everyone else has to deal with the shutdown “It's not the other party, it's both parties and we are kind of sick of the way they are patronizing us and that's why we're doing this. Something has to change” “We have talked about what we call the outer movement, OWTA out with their asses, voting everybody out, even the ones you like to reset things and make it clear to the next group. Here is our expectation that you will keep the government open, that federal workers will get paid. And if you don't do that, we're gonna throw you out. Like we threw your predecessors out. So that seems to be the only maybe last resort of regaining some power”
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Jonathan Crump
Jonathan Crump@RealCrumpster·
@brockpierson After shockingly checking the screen time per app on my phone, I’d say it would have to be the guy in the middle here, of one of the freakiest pictures I have ever seen.
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⭕ Brock Pierson
⭕ Brock Pierson@brockpierson·
Which one of these tech billionaires do you think has the most data on you? > Zuck > Elon > Bezos > Gates > Cook > Altman
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James O'Keefe
James O'Keefe@JamesOKeefeIII·
Today we’re going to get people arrested for election crimes. Don’t believe it? Watch.
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Tiffany Savage 🇺🇸
Tiffany Savage 🇺🇸@patriot_savvy·
I knew this chic was an op. Came out of nowhere with a decent following then immediately starts posting grifter garbage content like this. STARVE THE GRIFT!
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Sassafrass84
Sassafrass84@Sassafrass_84·
I just saw a brown recluse running across my hallway to my living room. The spider killer is asleep. And I am scared. If I die, it was nice knowing you all. I found the spider near my tote. So I picked it up and smashed him. But I doubt it killed him because knowing my luck, the spider found a crevice. So goodbye, my friends. This might be the end of me. It was nice knowing you.
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Eric Trump
Eric Trump@EricTrump·
🚨 FIRST LOOK: The Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is officially here. Over the past six months, I have poured my heart and soul into this project with my incredible team at @Trump. This landmark on the water in Miami, Florida will stand as a lasting testament to an amazing man, an amazing developer, and the greatest President our Nation has ever known. 🇺🇸 These images have never been seen by the public — until today. Enjoy! trumplibrary.org
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Jonathan Crump
Jonathan Crump@RealCrumpster·
@Ghostofcynthia Yes indeed. I am now. But I’ll follow her for, um, her content ofc. Just like one would subscribe to Playboy for the articles. 😁👍
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Jonathan Crump
Jonathan Crump@RealCrumpster·
@elonmusk People have too much lead in their ass and don’t want to work. It’s easier for some to just sit on their biscuit and generate a lazy, fraudulent income. It’s infuriating and makes me sick.
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Pretty accurate
nic carter@nic_carter

it hasn't sunk in for most people. we already live in a post-scarcity society. UBI is already here. basic package: disability, medicaid, food stamps etc bonus package: literally getting paid for staying at home and hanging out with your relatives extra bonus: if you are willing to commit fraud, pretend your kids are autistic and get paid for that. get paid for watching your neighbor's kid. pretend you are taking care of your grandma. fake hospice clinic. fake rehab clinic. fake therapy clinic. giga bonus: during a time of crisis take advantage of PPP or CARES and open a fake business and get paid for existing people are shocked when they learn that defense is the FIFTH largest line item in the budget. ahead of defense: social security ($1.6T), interest on debt ($1.1T) medicare ($1T), medicaid + ACA ($1T), AND THEN defense ($0.9T) complain about defense all you like, but healthcare fraud is a way bigger factor. hundreds of billions per year. this is only going to get worse, because the fraud is a structural part of the system – payouts to client groups in exchange for votes (normally D). in the US, only 47% of the population actually works (fully 14% of the population is working age and does not work). retirees are 18% and children 22%. the system I described above subsidizes 50m non-working people absolute minimum, but really it's far more because people that are paid to stay home and take care of their relatives are considered "workers" of that 47% of "actual workers" maybe one third does real work, the rest are shuffling papers around or doing fake email jobs. so you have, rough math, 50 million actual workers supporting 300 million dependents. that's the nature of the economy today. it will only accelerate. eventually you will have 10 million using AI tools to do all the work and 340 million dependents. the reason no one roots out the fraud is because it's the system that keeps our extremely fragile polity intact. the fraud is the UBI. the purpose of the system is what it does. of course, it's a deeply unfair system, because you are allowed to commit fraud if you are a politically protected client group of the democrats. DOGE was killed faster than any government program ever, because it attempted to root out the fraud. if you are honest and unwilling to commit fraud, you are a huge loser in this system. your neighbor will have their mortgage subsidized by some government program. they will get favorable SBA loans due to DEI. they will open a fake hospice or autism clinic. they will get paid for taking care of their neighbor's kid and vice versa. the primary skill in the labor market is learning how to extract money from state and federal government programs, not gaining skills or making yourself employable. if you are just trying to work an ordinary wagie job you are a huge sucker. you are paying 40-50% effective all in taxes to everyone else who is a net taker. the sad part is because AI is such a substantial productivity boost, it will actually keep this system going for a while longer, and maybe in perpetuity. AI boosts the 15% of the population that is actually productive so much that the remaining 85% can coast by. no one in charge will change this because they can't think of anything else. the political costs of a real UBI program are too great and we don't have the money for it anyway. so we will keep this covert fraud-based UBI program running indefinitely. unfortunately, if you are an honest wagie, you lose.

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