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@mtracey @walterkirn Brevity is the soul of wit.

No clue why @walterkirn has me blocked, but can someone please tell him to remove or correct this tweet: Racket was never my "employer," nor was I ever an "employee" -- it was just a little side gig Matt Taibbi asked me to do with him, and I readily agreed. It was perfectly enjoyable for the short spurt that it lasted, but Taibbi has now said he wants to focus more on writing, and doesn't want to be obliged to produce "video content" all the time, which I totally get, and actually kind of agree with myself, because my position is, famously, BAN ALL PODCASTS I'm not sure why Walter wants to make a problem where there isn't one, but there is definitely no problem from my perspective! Taibbi and I will still occasionally do stuff together, just not on a twice-weekly schedule. I had no role in Walter leaving the prior iteration of the podcast (I had honestly never listened to it before joining) and had no role whatsoever in becoming his "replacement," other than Matt asking me if I wanted to do a show of some kind, and I said sure. I'm not looking to get involved in any Podcaster Soap Opera nonsense, nothing could be a bigger waste of time, but if he's just going to start making stuff up, I'm left with little choice. So while we're on the subject, I'll also say: I did notice lots of longtime listeners were quite hostile toward me -- as if I give a shit 😂 -- because they were apparently so accustomed to Walter providing a regular stream of oracular-sounding "literary" interpretations of why everything going on with the current presidential administration is so awesome. I hadn't realized Walter played such a powerful role in their lives as perspicacious sooth-sayer, who could always assuage their worries, validate their strong Republican convictions, and explain with sublime confidence how the 700-dimensional chess plan was proceeding right on schedule -- so just sit back, relax, and remember that Donald J. Trump is some sort of mythic savior-figure, still beating the libs at their own game, and still taking down the Deep State, along with his stooge-squad led by RFK -- or whatever the hell else you have to dream up to perpetuate this puerile political cosmology. So, sure, I totally admit I could not deliver the same caliber of therapeutic nostrums to a certain segment of the Racket listenership. Womp womp. But I'm sure they can still tune into Walter on Rumble or someplace, and let their eyes glaze over again.

@TheDemocrats I don't remember that. What happened?

Your agents killed a mother in cold blood and called her a "fuckin' bitch."

@adamcarolla Not all of "her" disabilities are visible.

We have crossed the rubicon

@clarencehilljr I didn't complain, and I didn't celebrate the 5th of May.

If you complained about Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl don't celebrate Cinco De Mayo!!!

@mouvement33 All politicians are grifters and liars. Outside of that, what's your problem with him?

Spencer and Heidi live in a mansion in Santa Barbara. He wanted to run for mayor so he bought a trailer and parked it on his property after the fire. He's a grifter and a liar. They do not live in that trailer.

@tedlieu Nobody cares Ted.

I have a red line in determining which Democrat I will support for President. That person must commit to removing the stain of trump’s name from every single federal building, and kick it off with a grand public ceremony. With fireworks. You think I’m kidding. I’m not kidding.

@TheDemocrats Same under Biden and Obama. Why didn't they do that?

Fact: Every American public school teacher could have received a $15,470.34 bonus with what Trump has spent on his war in Iran.

@grahamformaine How much should they pay the CEO?

Delta can afford to pay their CEO $27 million. But a complimentary water bottle is where they draw the line.

@kid_riles Those are examples of things that don't work. Good job 👍.

If you have ever, in your lifetime: Drove on a public street Attended public schools. Used Police or Fire services. Hung out in a Public park. Etc. Etc. Then you participated in Socialism. Fuck of a lot better than protecting rapists, pedophiles and supporting war and tariffs.

@ianpauldukes What?

You can't hoard $10 trillion for yourself without taking it away from everyone else. He's telling the world he plans to impoverish us all. Real supervillain shit.

@BernieSanders I don't understand what your point is.

Oil prices today: $105.25 a barrel Gas prices today: $4.46 a gallon Oil prices in March 2011: $105.06 a barrel Gas prices in March 2011: $3.51 a gallon Big Oil is using the Iran War to rip off Americans at the gas pump. Let’s end the Iran War & pass a windfall profits tax-NOW.

@FluentInFinance @LloydPo15971806 How much do snacks cost?

BREAKING: Delta Air Lines will no longer offer free snacks or drinks on all flights starting May 19th (under 350 miles). Meanwhile, Delta CEO Ed Bastian received $27.1 million in 2024. Consumers lose, every single time.

@SenWarren How much is his share? I'm serious.

If Jeff Bezos can drop $10 million to sponsor the Met Gala, he can afford to pay his fair share in taxes.

@RealCandaceO @RealtorStarShar @CharlieKir88412 I'm fairly confident that you have no evidence.

@CharlieKir88412 And we have evidence that it’s true. She might wind up being the dumbest criminal known to man.

For clarity, my family absolutely does NOT own 1 million dollar in cars, nor do we own a black TRX pick-up truck. This is categorically false. Nonetheless, Laura Loomer just accurately doxxed my personal car, (a new range rover my husband bought me for my birthday after 7 years of marriage), as well as our family car that we use to drive the kids in. We just received a tip that she is allegedly pulling personal informationvia her soon to be husband. Allegedly, Loomer's husband, who goes by "Jake" at work, is the IT guy for Tameron Auto (owned by Cannon) in Pensacola, FL. The person is alleging that Laura encouraged him to break the law on her behalf, violating the Driver Privacy Protection Act (DPPA) and pulling personal information (home details, financing details, etc) so she can go after her enemies. They claim Andrew "Jacob" Simpson is using his employer's dealer accounts to access personal information regarding LLCS, which would include the new LLC that we used to purchase that car in. They claim the minority partner in Tameron/Cannon Auto has shared the video of Jake & Larry at the White House Hannukah event getting congratulations from Trump on their engagement. He allegedly tells “Jake” to bring that video to all the meetings and share it. If this is true and Laura is using her fiancé to hack user data with the express goal of stalking her adversaries, it is a crime. And a very serious one on that. @AnaKasparian it may have been how she hacked personal information about your husband’s job as well. Car dealers have access to everything you might fill out to get a car— which includes banking information.

@thevivafrei Is there a religion that believes there some type of being or existence outside of this but has no idea what it is?

For those who do not believe in / unsure about the existence of God: What would the evidence need to look like in order to convince you?

@ma1ybe I don't think that's the point ghoul.

There are no feet at 8 weeks. Hope this helps

Right, can you ever imagine a Supreme Court Justice giving an interview to a Democrat propagandist? That would be insane and wildly inappropriate, wouldn’t it?

Or healing paralyzed people or making us multiplanetary. He could be doing SO MUCH with that wealth man... Such a waste

Can’t believe this guy’s goal is to hoard a $10T net worth. I would think with all that wealth, he would use it to help people more. Like ending deaths in car accidents, or providing affordable transport for everyone, or offering internet to isolated people groups or something.