Tony Earnshaw

@GregHadfield What about pics with his best pal ?

I just wish Peter Kyle would post more videos that feature him more….He should not be so modestly self-effacing🤮

@UncleErniesTips Another one who needs to give it up

Ian Bartlett struggling to pad out the commentary at Kempton, telling us that one runner is five days older than the other.

@UncleErniesTips @sprintvalley And plenty more trying to jump on the gravy train

@sprintvalley We keep hearing the sport is struggling, but never has there been so many presenters, pundits, 'experts', podcasters, influencers, vloggers, bloggers, bookies narks etc

🎤And that brings us to the last race of the day at Kempton, an intriguing two runner Hunters' Chase, which is sure to throw up plenty of clues for the future.

@RacingTV @kemptonparkrace @wincantonraces Please tell them to do some research it is BlenHIM not BlemHIME, embarrassing and amateurish

A lovely day for it at @kemptonparkrace, sharing this afternoon's jumps double-header with @wincantonraces!

@UncleErniesTips Got to put up with Bartlett and the Dim Sisters till then, all the time they were going BlenHIME when everyone knows it is BlenHIM !!! Not a shred of research between them, then Hoiles drops them all in it with the correct pronunciation in the studio !!

You'd struggle to make a case for stopping the bulldozers flattening Kempton after looking at the 5.15 today.

@RobbyBrookside @WrestlingCardz @ostpies @davemeltzerWON Shows from 1983 & 1985

@UncleErniesTips Why should everyone get to see the Shoutys for free on a Wednesday night ?

Let me get out my Barney Curley check list: (a) take out merchants ✅ (b) talking rubbish ✅ (c) promoting a farce ✅ (d) always 'upping-up' things✅

@UncleErniesTips Any news from Spain ? Despicable, maybe revolting

@LZ_Racing180 Someone should call a doctor

This clip will come in handy when those Cheltenham preview nights start up again in two months time…

@UncleErniesTips Where is he ? You’d think he would have gone .

He's taken it as well as could be expected. ✅Disgusting ✅Despicable ✅Revolting

@UncleErniesTips Filthy

@UncleErniesTips Despicable

He's King Midas with a curse He's King Midas in reverse He's King Midas with a curse He's King Midas in reverse 🎶🎶🎶

@RobbyBrookside @WrestlingCardz @ostpies @davemeltzerWON 1983 show

@LZ_Racing180 Must be the only sport where the stupid or barely literate are encouraged as pundits

How to break into Racing 101! Go to Oxford, Cambridge, or Nepo baby route/Silver spoon, talk a certain way preferably, in no way come from a diverse background, don’t talk about gambling it’s dirty/for the peasants, refer to races by their dead names to get the blood pumping in the elder gents, no blue pills needed, learn the below catchphrases… “Will improve for the run” “Ran right to the line” “Looks good in himself/herself” “So pleased for *insert jockey*” “What a training performance” “Won with any amount in hand” “Connections will be delighted with that one, won't they, Seb? Let's cross to Simon to find out?” “Anything they do over hurdles is a bonus” “The pedigree says will improve over further” “That’s a photo” “What a story” “The horse doesn’t know its price” “You must be delighted with that?” Wins 0-55 gets 1% of its fees back. “Worked well at home” “You can’t say a bad word about *insert jockey/trainer*” “I wouldn’t mind him having no a crack at the Arc” *checks notes* fuckers got no bollocks. After that simply buy some 1/4 zip jumpers, and never pay for anything, ask Racing X occasionally what free suit you should wear whilst tagging the company. Congrats you’re now an establish member of the racing industry, shakes hands 👀… To quote a song lyric that sums up the industry, “You’re just another blonde hair blue eyes” youtu.be/4Qkm7_cyNWo?si…

@corachsamason And Bisto for the best gravy

As a big follower of racing the in thing is to tag in companies to thank for what you wear and eat. So today I would like to thank JDSports for my limitted rigout and Tescos petrol station for my £4 meal deal. All great value

@feederofcats I like him, a lot

Dweeb wants to know if everyone will still love him while he looks very ridiculous for a minute

@UncleErniesTips Disgusting

After a short post Cheltenham break, he's back. Beaten at 4/5 and 5/4

@RobbyBrookside @WrestlingCardz @ostpies @davemeltzerWON Shows from 1981 & 1982. The night KK Lee broke Harris's ankle and ended his UK visit

@UncleErniesTips He’s lost it , glad he didn’t do Cheltenham

Simon Holt - stop saying Kilmore Castle Thanks

@UncleErniesTips Where’s Butch ?

A good effort from the 'Sue' Corbett runner - Wee Alki - suggests that the stable might be on the way back, with a winner last week. Looks as though the lads backed it to win and not each-way. What a pair of silly billies they are.