Uncle Gee

Why nat 🤷

🚨 Enzo Maresca has already signed a three year deal as Manchester City new manager. Agreement until June 2029 and new chapter to start soon at #MCFC, with Maresca fully involved in the transfer strategy. Here we go, 100% confirmed. 💙🆕

Why tf would i kiss a human? that's AI

farmer found my twitter it’s so over

Hakika reuben ni shule ya Meanness. 🙌🏽

Kikatuni aliwapa mtaji mkubwa mno, msije sema hakuwa anajua anachokifanya. Kikatuni hateteki kwenye lile jambo. Mniga anaruka na point zake wakuu.

you scum of a journalist @DavidHundeyin, i want the full details on the premiering of your rubbish ‘documentary’ that seeks to whitewash gov’s crimes in dar. i want a date, time and place of premiering. i want to come and confront you directly, man to man:

I cut off my twin sister at 29 after catching her kiss my fiancé. Ten years of hate later, she died in a car crash. I didn't even want to go to her funeral, mom begged me to do it. After the ceremony, I went to her old room. In her things, I found a paper folder with my name. I opened it, and my heart stopped. Inside were handwritten letters. Dozens of them. All addressed to me. Each was dated, spanning across years. The first was written just a week after I walked out of her life. I sat down on the edge of her childhood bed, the same bed we used to share when we were five and afraid of thunder. My hands trembled as I opened the first letter.

Expectations never sleep mofo.

Never take for granted a body that wakes up and functions without a medical crisis attached to it. That is grace.

Oya @HazardKevvo na msukuma wako mtafuzu kweli zoez la kupumzika hapo?

@HazardKevvo Watampika ngoja wapigike in their adulthood.... Watsema faza alikuwa mtu hovyo kuacha pesa na kuchagua miassist ya united. 😂

@RealGabiPeter Aah wazungu na mambo ya Dream wananiacha hoi

Wototo hawatapenda, @HazardKevvo uongo?

Kitaumana

Unazikumbuka ncha za sumaku kwenye sayansi? Na sheria iliyoko nyuma yake?...

You lying piece of shit

Maneno mengi, kumbe hakuna lolote 😂

@spana_Konki Anaweza akawa wa 1999, ninenties babez 😂😂😂....

Hi na Hey nyingi DM kumbe unataka kutoka na Mjishangazi 😂

🚨 Sir Alex Ferguson sent a message to Pep Guardiola. “He is the greatest in this country; the tenure, the time, and for many, many reasons”, says Pep. “I'm happy that Sir Alex Ferguson, the greatest could see… I'm pretty sure to Sir Alex we are not the 'noisy neighbours', we are the neighbours”.

Samahani, naweza kukuletea lile goli la chama?

@HazardKevvo Hujaelewa wew, anakuwaje ndana sasa.

@RealGabiPeter Sokoni sasa hiv tunanunua Matured Ndama😎

Mfugaji mwenzangu @HazardKevvo umeelewa?