Mariano.

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Mariano.

@RealGoRdo

#heretoplay #aquiparajugar ⚡️Chargers⚡️ in regards to anything else, I don’t give a shit. Ohtani Cultist

Estado Dorado Katılım Şubat 2012

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Mariano.@RealGoRdo·4 Haz

This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion. - @Tool

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Mariano.@RealGoRdo·2h

Not loud like a Honda. It impresses me

Roma@Romazehari

if you’re a man w/ a loud car, I assume that you want to impress other men, because women actually find it annoying & overstimulating 🫠

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Canada Hates Trump@AntiTrumpCanada·6h

What a fucking embarrassment. American troops are being sent into harm’s way in Iran and this fucking idiot is doing his double jerkoff dance while waving a sword, like a drunk uncle at a wedding. This is who has the nuclear codes. America is a parody.

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Mariano.@RealGoRdo·2h

@RetroMoviesDB Heathcliff

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Retro Recall (☥𝐃𝐁)@RetroMoviesDB·19h

Without Googling

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Mariano.@RealGoRdo·2h

@lizaboth Those steps get a lot more weird at 40. Speedy recovery 😂

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liz 💥@lizaboth·4h

BREAKING: Twitter user Liz has been added to the 60 day IL with a tweaked ankle caused by taking a weird step while being 32

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Mariano.@RealGoRdo·4h

Another one who is just as bad can take his place.

TIME@TIME

Trump seems to embrace ‘regime change’ in Iran, saying U.S. already achieved it by killing leader time.com/article/2026/0…

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Mariano.@RealGoRdo·4h

I mean, you fired upon them first. Why should they be the ones to ceasefire? Idiots should never be in n power.

23ABC News@23ABCNews

Trump issues new threat to Iran's civilian infrastructure if a ceasefire isn't reached 'shortly' turnto23.com/us-news/iran-w…

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Mariano.@RealGoRdo·11h

Friends, family, and my family of friends on here as well. Heart is full. 2/2

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Mariano.@RealGoRdo·11h

I went to my dad’s today after work to visit my newborn niece. All she does is sleep lol but man, she has me wrapped her razor sharp fingers. Life is precious. I don’t get baby fever, thankfully but I appreciate things as they are currently. Great dynamic with everyone 1/2

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Mariano.@RealGoRdo·11h

I’ve booked my flights/stays; all of them, on my phone. Including this upcoming stay

‏ً@omgsidewalks

Ngl booking flights on a phone is crazy. That is a laptop activity

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Mariano.@RealGoRdo·11h

@sands111111 @TheDog_InMe 🤣

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Steve in Riverside Back 2 Back WS Champs fan@sands111111·21h

@TheDog_InMe Nice, a molcachorro.

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Carlos the Barbarian@TheDog_InMe·22h

No LA sports games today🤷🏻‍♀️

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Outbreak Updates@outbreakupdates·22h

Measles is no longer “coming back.” It’s back. The U.S. has had continuous, overlapping outbreaks since 2025. That means transmission chains are sustaining themselves without import resets. Elimination status is effectively dead in pockets of the country.

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Mariano.@RealGoRdo·13h

He definitely shitted himself here.

Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump

Trump: “I can't think of anybody in history that should get the Nobel Prize more than me. I don't want to be bragging, but nobody else settled wars.”

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Mariano.@RealGoRdo·13h

@KatrokkJones @highbrow_nobrow What does that even mean?

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Mrs. Jones@KatrokkJones·16h

@highbrow_nobrow The quiet part out loud. It just flies out of his mouth.

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The Intellectualist@highbrow_nobrow·17h

"The Republicans should say, 'We want to take over. We should take over the voting.'" - President Donald Trump calls on Republicans to "take over voting" in the United States. (2026)