Jackson Muriki 🇰🇪

Nobody is rich enough. Just pray that life doesn’t test you with a problem bigger than your account balance. Always stay humble and kind.

Your parents have been married for close to 30 years. You don’t see them as role models for marriage, but two social media couples who got married and divorced in less than two years are making you scared to get married. You see that you don’t have sense.

Almighty. We’re grateful for Your countless blessings. We know Your Plan is always the best, even though the process may be painful and difficult at times. Your Will is beyond our will and we trust You upon all conditions. Aameen.

@MutahiNgunyi Says the same guy who predicted that the now his 'god' @WilliamsRuto will never be president 😂😂😂

Elections are WON or LOST at voter registration. And The Tyranny of SMALL Numbers is happening. Turkana has the highest registration at 21%, and Nyandarua has the LOWEST at 4%. Rift Valley has registered 29% of the total. This is twice Kikuyus and Kambas. Opposition is ASLEEP!

@KASNEBOfficial Hello, I was exempted four units in Foundation level and I sat for the two papers and passed. Will I get the foundation leve certificate?

NOTICE TO ALL KASNEB STUDENTS

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@ManUtd @adan_zamuh The only mistake that Villa did is coming back for second half 😂 #GGMU 🔴

A big three points at Old Trafford ✅

@AnneWaiguru @ManUtd @premierleague The only mistake that Villa did is coming back for second half 😂 #GGMU 🔴

The Great @ManUtd back to our winning ways. Weka Mawe! Point ni tatu. 💪😎 #GGMU @premierleague

@NdindiNyoro The only mistake that Villa did is coming back for second half 😂 #GGMU 🔴

We are Manchester United and we do what we want. We win when we want, let smaller teams when we want and discipline the other smaller teams when we want. We are the largest, biggest and most important team in the world. Wadosi, tuheshimu Manchester United tafadhali. Thank you for your attention on this important matter. We are African and Africa is our Business..

@BSchweinsteiger @kafangi @ManUtd The only mistake that Villa did is coming back for second half 😂 #GGMU 🔴

DNA 💪🏼 @ManUtd

@citizentvkenya Billions in taxes, endless meetings, countless speeches… yet one small rain turns Nairobi roads into rivers. If poor drainage was an Olympic sport, The City Leadership led by @SakajaJohnson would bring home the gold medal.

Floods havoc in Nairobi Heavy rains on Friday evening trigger flooding Motorists stranded, homes submerged in Nairobi #CitizenFridayNight

@mcpipita Billions in taxes, endless meetings, countless speeches… yet one small rain turns Nairobi roads into rivers. If poor drainage was an Olympic sport, The City Leadership led by @SakajaJohnson would bring home the gold medal!

Basically there is no drainage in the whole city county of Nairobi?

@MigunaMiguna @MikeSonko @X Today the Court of Appeals has ruled that posting false statements on social media is not a crime!

Someone should explain to @MikeSonko that sharing my mobile number on @X, repeatedly publishing slanderous statements about me and threatening me with physical assault and death will never deter or intimidate me, instead, they enhance the amount of damages the High Court will award against him.

@bevalynekwambo3 Billions in taxes, endless meetings, countless speeches… yet one small rain turns Nairobi roads into rivers. If poor drainage was an Olympic sport, The City Leadership led by @SakajaJohnson would bring home the gold medal.

Mvua ya 12 seconds Nairobi ishaflood, sakaja must go

@AlinurMohamed_ Billions in taxes, endless meetings, countless speeches… yet one small rain turns Nairobi roads into rivers. If poor drainage was an Olympic sport, The City Leadership led by @SakajaJohnson would bring home the gold medal.

This is Kenyatta Avenue in Nairobi. It's now a river. Avoid it.

@paulinenjoroge Billions in taxes, endless meetings, countless speeches… yet one small rain turns Nairobi roads into rivers. If poor drainage was an Olympic sport, The City Leadership led by @SakajaJohnson would bring home the gold medal!

Non-existent drainage system. All clogged by garbage. This is just so sad 😭

@Kenyans Politics is a selfish game and you're a politician too @hon_wamuchomba ,right??

Kenyans don’t treasure bold leaders. They use and dump - Gathoni Wamuchomba

@gpdkaluma @RobertAlai @TheODMparty I wish one day you use common sense. I know even your wife feel embarrassed by you!

The removal of Edwin Sifuna as Secretary General of @TheODMparty was long overdue. He left ODM for Gachagua long ago and just remained to wreck the party from within. By contradicting agreed party positions resolved upon with his active involvement and participation, his has been a case of indiscipline, not exercise of democracry. Let him also be removed from House Leadership, the same way @UDAKenya removed Khalwale. Good riddance!

@Kenyans How can you toll the roads that we already paid to build? 🤔

Govt to Toll Thika Road and Other Highways Despite Public Outcry​​ read.kenyans.co.ke/Ad4zy

Caffeine is bad for you, fat is bad for you, sugar is bad for you. But don't worry, because worrying is bad for you too.