Kathryn White

@METAVERZUZ Easily.

Yes or No: You’ve been to 20+ concerts in your lifetime.

@kelvmackenzie I'm glad I knew a world before all this nonsense.

“I’m not saying my wife’s a bad cook but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.” Unbelievably it was that kind of gag by Bob Monkhouse that led to an episode of BBC’s The Repair Shop being pulled after a TV production employee took offence to an alleged “ sexist” joke. The hardback archives of Monkhouse’s handwritten joke books, dating back to 1960s, were bought in for repair by the comic’s adopted daughter and his old writing partner. In a tribute to the comic, who died in 2003, footage of the restoration was due to be aired this year. But the BBC axed the segment after a member of the production company Ricochet complained about one of the gags. I would like to know the identity of that employee. He or she has robbed many of us of a decent bit of television. Rare enough on the BBC I couldn’t give a toss if they were upset about the gag. Monkhouse will have bought a damned sight more pleasures to the world than this employee ever will.

@CelticBlog2018 Got to be kidding.

The Police Federation has blamed the Ibrox riot entirely on Celtic fans. thecelticblog.com/2026/03/articl…

@timrollpickerin @JonathanPieNews @Greekbluenose 🤣

@JonathanPieNews @Greekbluenose And let's not forget this egg, perhaps the most unfortunate piece of Doctor Who merchandise ever: (Courtesy of doctorwho.livejournal.com/2181194.html )

Here are some Easter eggs from the 1980's with no mention of Easter on the packaging. My personal favourite was the Lion Bar one. Can we all move on from this now please?

@ExtremeFootbal4 Hibs

Who’s the biggest club to ever be relegated???

@landofthe80s Petrol and creosote and cut grass because the council didn't take it away back then. Just cut it and left it in piles.

@landofthe80s It started good.......

“Sliders” starring Jerry O'Connell debuted on Fox today in 1995. FUN FACT | The tv show ran for 5 seasons airing a total of 88 episodes. #90s

@heylindsey Present nose!

I want to kiss all of the Twitter cats on their little nosies 💋💋💋

@TheParkheadF Na

From what you have seen to date, are you extending his stay for another year? 🤔

@VamosDundee So we just accept it?

@RealKaffo Emphasis on entitled

Could you imagine what these lot would be like if they actually had to face any proper hardship

@VamosDundee Entitled to complain.

@RealKaffo ?

@mrmikeMTL Think most people would.

Would you watch a movie you’ve already seen just to keep company with someone who hasn’t seen it yet?

@PopBase @ChappellRoan Lying in bed..... couldn't care less.

Chappell Roan addresses Jorginho’s recent post about his stepdaughter and wife. She clarifies that the security guard wasn’t her personal security and agrees it was unfair of the guard to assume the child had bad intentions.

@NZblanc @STVNews Sorry if you need things explained.

@RealKaffo @STVNews

Permanent memorial to Queen Elizabeth II to be created in Scotland. #Echobox=1774177150-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">news.stv.tv/scotland/perma…

Can't believe Hearts are winning the league.

Dear Sky. We are watching live sport. Stop apologising.

Well done Maeda. Yellow card but showed you mean business.

Oh God. That was a decent goal tbf.