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Commuting is a major stressor, so we provide complimentary company vehicles to our top performing directors. Our new director of logistics was stunned when I handed her the keys to a brand new BMW 5 series. I explained that we want her arriving to the office feeling relaxed and appreciated. She cancelled her personal car lease the very next day and sent me a glowing thank you email. She says the heated seats make her morning drive the best part of her day. She's incredibly proud to park it in the executive lot every morning. She leaves it there for nine hours while she sits in meetings. During that time, the vehicle's firmware automatically engages its autonomous ride-share mode. The doors lock her personal belongings in the trunk while it acts as a driverless taxi around the city. All passenger fares are deposited directly into our discretionary petty cash fund. If a passenger spills coffee on the upholstery, the detailing fee is quietly deducted from her year-end bonus. I think sustainable transport is the future of business.

was told, btw.

@Shadaya_Knight Prime MMG meek was super hungry bro

When you have no idea how you ended up with one of the most beautiful chicks

I’ll say this again. Nmap is free. Hydra is free. Allison is free. OpenVAS is free. Kali Linux is free. Wireshark is free. Burp Suite is free. Metasploit is free Portswigger is Free. John the Ripper is free. OSINT Framework is free. Shodan (basic tier) is free. TryHackMe & Hack The Box (basic tiers) are free. A lot more free platforms around. You claim you want to learn cybersecurity yet you give excuses about resources. Nothing has to be perfect. Not a fancy certification to begin. Not a $1,000 course to practice. Or even the “perfect” setup. All you need is your laptop, phone, an internet connection, and the decision to start today. Every day you delay, someone else is learning, practicing, and moving closer to the career you say you want. Stop waiting for the “right time.” Stop blaming the lack of resources. Stop making excuses. Start now. Learn now. Improve now. You don’t need a mentor to start.

Today I hit a new personal best: 37 tickets closed without speaking to a single human. Highlights: - "Cannot access shared drive" – no path listed. Closed: "Insufficient detail." - "Email broken" – sent from their email. Closed: "Issue resolved – system operational." - "Laptop dead" – user didn’t include asset tag. Closed: "Unable to locate device in CMDB." Facilities guy asked how I manage such a high closure rate. I told him the secret isn’t fixing problems. It’s ensuring problems never technically exist. If the form isn’t correct, the incident never happened. If the incident never happened, my TTR is immaculate. I’m not IT support. I’m reality control with a dashboard.

Moses asked God for two things. God said no to both. Then Moses died. Fifteen hundred years later, on a mountain in Galilee, God answered both prayers in front of three terrified fishermen. Most Christians read this story every year and miss it completely. Here is what they miss. Prayer one. Moses asked to see God's face. "And he said, Thou canst not see my face: for there shall no man see me, and live." (Exodus 33:20) No. Prayer two. Moses asked to cross into the Promised Land. "Get thee up into the top of Pisgah... but thou shalt not go over this Jordan." (Deuteronomy 3:27) No. Moses dies on the mountain. Buried by God Himself. End of story. Except it wasn't. The Mount of Transfiguration. Christ pulls back the veil. His face shines as the sun. And who shows up standing next to Him? Moses. "And, behold, there appeared unto them Moses and Elias talking with him." (Matthew 17:3) In the Promised Land. Looking at the face of God in the flesh. Both prayers. Granted. Not on Moses's timeline. Not through Moses's law. Through the Son. The no was not rejection. It was redirection. Every prayer God seems to deny, He is answering through Christ. The Mount of Transfiguration is the receipt. The face. The land. The healing. The marriage. The vindication. He is not closing the door. He is telling you which door. Through Christ. Or not at all. Moses found out. So will you. Full piece on Substack ↓ [deadhidden.substack.com link]

@GoatedSpott Strive latest is 2.2Billion

Top 6 richest Zimbabweans with their estimated net worth and primary company Strive Masiyiwa $1.2B (Econet) Kudakwashe Tagwirei $850M (Sakunda) Kenneth Sharpe $690M (WestProp) Billy Rautenbach $570M (mining) Zed Koudounaris $600M (Innscor) John Bredenkamp $793M (tobacco)

@RandL0rd @NNyashaYessur Uhm Baba. 1 Star is Brigadier General.

@NNyashaYessur A colonel is a 1 star general.

Sean Mnangagwa has been promoted to Lieutenant Colonel. Its just a matter of time, 4 ranks left to General. DO YOU SEE THE GAME PLAN 1. Colonel (COL) 2. Brigadier General (BG - One-star) 3. Major General (MG - Two-star) 4. Lieutenant General (LTG - Three-star) 5. General (GEN)

@NNyashaYessur 2 to Brigadier actually

NEVER DRINK THESE LIKE THIS! WARNING: 1. Water – Don’t chug 1L at once overloads kidneys 2. Coffee – Don’t drink on empty stomach spikes cortisol 3. Energy drinks – Don’t mix with alcohol stresses heart 4. Milk – Don’t drink if lactose intolerant causes bloating 5. Fruit juice – Don’t drink daily high sugar spikes insulin 6. Soda – Don’t drink before bed destroys sleep quality 7. Alcohol – Don’t drink dehydrated worsens hangovers 8. Protein shakes – Don’t replace whole meals long-term 9. Tea – Don’t drink immediately after meals blocks iron absorption 10. Cold water – Don’t drink during meals slows digestion 11. Smoothies – Don’t overload with sugar fruits still spike glucose 12. Bottled water – Don’t store in heat releases chemicals 13. Pre-workout – Don’t exceed 400 mg caffeine/day 14. Coconut water – Don’t overdrink high potassium imbalance 15. Sparkling water – Don’t overconsume causes bloating 16. Detox drinks – Don’t rely on them your liver already detoxes Drink smart. Hydrate with purpose.

Nebuchadnezzar after his chef serves him salad after coming back from 7 years of madness and eating grass

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🚨 Kvaratskhelia via IG.

@AmPLifeMusic3 @PolokwaneWeekly That snake avoids human contact

@PolokwaneWeekly It prolly going somewhere take an innocent human life, why didn't she killed it?

WOMAN ENCOUNTERS ONE OF THE BIGGEST SOUTHERN AFRICAN PYTHONS IN BELA-BELA BELA-BELA– A woman has shared her remarkable experience after encountering one of the largest Southern African pythons ever seen in the area. Liza Marais took to social media to describe the extraordinary moment, saying she was involved in the relocation of the massive snake. “This was one of the biggest Southern African pythons I’ve ever encountered and relocated,” she wrote. The python measured close to 5 metres, estimated at around 4.7 metres in length. “For four years I only knew her by her spoor, a worker who once saw her swimming in the dam, and a single trail camera photo. Other than that, we never laid eyes on her… until the day she finally revealed herself, basking in the sun alongside a smaller male of about 2 metres,” she added. 📷Lisa Marais #PolokwaneWeekly #Nature

@PolokwaneWeekly @vusi_mygy This is how chill Eve was with the snake in Eden in the absence of Adam. We’ve seen this script before.

Michael Carrick was a class act as a player and he can become a great coach as well. Nothing is impossible for this guy. Personally, I’m proud to have played with him by my side as well as with him as a manager on our bench. 🙌🏽👊🏽

@loiceMututuvar1 Hi. 10 years experience, Available even on consultant basis. DM.

Job seekers 🤏🏽 ngl.link/loicemututuvar1