The Real Koala

@YoDanno @Gormogons So, this happened, Now it's QotD:

@AP “Controversial” GTFOH

A statue of Christopher Columbus has been placed on the grounds of the Eisenhower Executive Office Building adjacent to the White House, the latest effort by President Donald Trump's administration to recognize the controversial explorer. apnews.com/article/trump-…

@sarahadams Democrat leaders are salivating at the potential.

When are we going to have an honest conversation about the reality that massive crowds gathered before security screening create an obvious soft target?

@OrdnancePackard @Scaramucci "Hey, Siri, where is New York City?"

LOL, maps, how do they work? @scaramucci continues to be one of the dumbest motherfuckers whose name I've heard of.

@markthesnark2 Celery too. Not to mention, he probably forgot to salt it, too.

Muh onion

@its_The_Dr 127

What do you think 🤔

@SandyofCthulhu I think I detect some bias. Ravenloft was Gothic Horror. It was so successful because the setting overwhelmed the mechanics and made it an actual horror experience rather than a gold/treasure grind. It actually pulled you *out* of the D&D part and into itself.

I see Ravenloft as a huge success. It was such a really unusual campaign setting. In conversations with GMs what I hear is that people steal cities or adventures or ideas from Al-Qadim or Forgotten Realms or Dark Sun and insert them into their homebrew. But they play Ravenloft fully. Yeah, it’s easier to make Call of Cthulhu scary than D&D but that’s not really Ravenloft’s fault. The things that hinder D&D cf. Call of Cthulhu - with reference to scariness only - are threefold. 1) D&D’s jargon throws you out of the game more. Experience points, levels, saving throws aren’t bad in themselves but they make you think about the game system instead of the world. Call of Cthulhu might say “check your Sanity” but that’s not as distancing as “make your Wisdom saving throws CR 14”. IMO. 2) D&D has a wide assortment of unnatural things on the side of good. Magic items, spells, good-aligned monsters. In Call of Cthulhu if you see magic, it’s ominous. Magic items = cursed items. Spooky and sinister. 3) Call of Cthulhu’s setting is easier to imagine yourself in. It’s more like the real world. This lets the players slide mentally into the campaign more smoothly. None of this makes Ravenloft bad. And for sure there’s mucho overlap between the scariest Ravenloft adventure and a moderate Call of Cthulhu one. But if your goal is “horror adventures” as opposed to “heroic adventures in a horrific setting”, then Call of Cthulhu is worth a shot.

@MelissablasekNH @ChefGruel One tastes like potatoes, the other tastes like potatoes and cheese.

@ChefGruel What’s the difference between a scalloped potato and potato gratin? Is there a difference?

Here it is! The Best Potato Gratin youtu.be/UTvtvXdfLRg

@elonmusk Infinite possibilities. Infinite universes. And they all *must* exist.

I had dinner once with a top physicist and a top computer scientist and asked what they thought the probability was that we were in a simulation. They answered simultaneously at 0% and 100% respectively. It was like a double-slit experiment, but with humans.

@Hennigan58 @chautist_brah @kenzietuff I like turtles.

@RealKoalaRedux @chautist_brah @kenzietuff The point is to wed virtue less whores who wear Christianity as a shield to cover up their immorality? Ok, good luck.

Man posts in local Facebook group, moving to area. Asks which Catholic parishes have thriving community, would be best for single man to attend- “is successful + seeking wife soon” + same faith is priority. Entire comment section berating him. “Church isn’t for dating!”

@Bakari_Sellers He literally did not.

Obama literally did this.

@Fun_Viral_Vids So the cans (the ones on the box) never moved. What could create such a video?

Trying to kick like a pro Physics had other plans

@its_The_Dr I once thought of many options for this, but as I got older it's clear there were only 2 worth consideration Islam and Marxism. Given population it seems Islam would be the way to go. But without Marxism, the West could have shrugged of the Islamic wave with ease. Marxism 100%

@redeemed_zoomer @wokal_distance She was the cover for an evil attempted dictatorship. The OG Karen. Cruel, shallow, determined to force those weaker to bow. AKA, a modern lefty.

I'm watching the Harry potter movies with my son, and I can't express to you the degree to which this woman is the perfect embodiment of the spirit which has infected our culture.

@kenzietuff Find the Church where the least amount of those replies came from.

@Hennigan58 @chautist_brah @kenzietuff That was the point.

@chautist_brah @kenzietuff The mega church women are usually whores, trust me.

@ScottPresler No, it's not. Because nothing will be done.

Senator Mike Lee confirmed that Senate Majority Leader Thune CAN cancel recess & the Senate can continue working with a simple majority quorum if democrats choose to go on paid vacation for Easter. This is huge!

@ShamashAran @Jellenne Canadian men would do the same.

@Jellenne I said months ago that if these whining women had to show their birth certificate to win a free stanley cup, they'd have it.

I suspect that if you had to prove citizenship to win a car or a fancy trip magically it could be done. Even if you just got married, moved states, were overseas for years, and had to order a copy of your birth certificate. People would make that happen.

@KNEECAPCEOL Your concert overloaded their broken grid and killed people. Stunning. Brave.

Even in Havana, with the power cutting out shorty after our gig, the message of solidarity to Palestine remains the same ❤️

@RobProvince @axios White men. They need some intersectional victim cred, so that's what they're pulling.

@axios What. The. Fuck.

Dems eyeing White House lean into their childhood traumas trib.al/SmQd2xX

@MostlyPeaceful 4.2k at this time. WP

3x Trump Voter here. I was shocked by the president’s comments on Robert Mueller’s passing. I will not be voting for him in 2028.