Frog

TRANSPORTATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with bugs. And bugs make me hungry.

oh when I get my hands on you

Lily pads just started blooming. Ugh my allergies.

To hop or not to hop?

I’m not a big fan of war. I am a VERY big fan of eating though

Had a battle with a snake earlier. Also my stomach is very full.

Why am I so gassy cause the bubbles in the pond water make it embarrassingly obvious

You’re not fooling me. You smell like bugs. I’m gonna eat you and what are you gonna do about it? Bug boy.

I could be, I suppose, a frog you should get to know

Holy fuck stop licking my back!!!! If you wanna get high just go to toad, it’s that easy.

Since there are a lot more friends at my pond now, a lot of you didn’t get to see my selfie from a while back

This is my grandmother. As you can see, we share many features, such as our tremendously huge frog balls.

Yall are making me hungry ourrghhh

Name 10 bugs

Pond temperature is rather pleasant today

A picture of me back when I was young

I know where you’re hiding the bugs.

If there’s one thing that the pig at the farm and I have in common, it’s that we both love mud. Ouurghh wonderful mud :)

These assholes almost hit me on my lily pad today!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate this dry air today. My skin itches everywhere. Especially my frog balls.