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@Wizarab10 Chief pls, I've been suffering from this for a year now. There's this muslim babe i met, ~nov. 2024, in the national assembly bus, got talking and all, but for some fucking weird reason (she was wearing a ring 🥴), i didn't collect her number. She even paid my tp!🤦🏽‍♂️ that my spec

There is a developer in Nigeria right now. Coding by generator light. Buying data 1GB at a time. Getting rejected by companies offering ₦80k. Being told they're not experienced enough. Watching their mates abroad earn 20x their salary for the same skill. Still opening their laptop tomorrow morning. That is not desperation. That is the most elite form of discipline on earth. And the world hasn't paid them what they're worth yet. But it will LETS GOO🚀

@JerseyGeneral34 @suzania Tag yourself.

@TrevorSheatz "My wife was formerly promiscuous. I was a virgin."

Love bombing my wife for 70 years straight then ghosting her (dying)

@UsiperInstitut @SenMarkKelly So what do you suggest grok?

This kind of bill actually reveals the deeper problem: lack of real competence and systems thinking in politics. Instead of addressing root causes, politicians keep adding more rules, more bills, more layers and the law books get thicker while the outcomes don’t improve. Corruption, conflicts of interest, and inefficiency persist or even grow. Why? Because this approach treats symptoms, not systems. Banning stock trading sounds decisive, but it doesn’t address information asymmetry, lobbying influence, revolving doors, or incentive structures. So the behavior just adapts and continues in new forms. If the solution to every problem is “add another law,” it shows a lack of deep thinking and real problem-solving. The system produces more rules, but not better results.

If you’re writing the laws, you shouldn’t be playing the market. This is basic stuff. I have a bill that finally bans members of Congress from trading stocks. No loopholes. No exceptions.

@fluxdiv @djcows Haha, cheers mate.

@RealLifeShitNG @djcows just like me fr

startup idea: submerged GPUs to heat the water to create steam to spin turbines to generate electricity to power the GPUs

@fluxdiv @djcows

@djcows actually this wouldnt even work

@WalterMissing @BlaretandClue1 @venom9xk @21Slixx Top is a stretch tbh.

@BlaretandClue1 @venom9xk @21Slixx Well he can't be good at everything. He maybe a shit scout, but is a top coach.

Serious question how are Burnley fans feeling seeing Kompany get best manager itw shouts after relegating them??

@barkmeta @Villgecrazylady Its never enough. It’s never enough for demons who worship the all mighty dollars. How do parents allow their kids to sign up to sacrifice for this??

left her on seen, kept her wondering #GetPumpFaked

@solarcupcakes @TimothyPortal @nomelia_2 @gtrswiftie @RhodeToLove Yeah sure, a mother and a virgin's pussy are the same thing because woke technologia, right.👍🏽

@TimothyPortal @nomelia_2 @RealLifeShitNG @gtrswiftie @RhodeToLove Brother we font even know the true stats on men with stds because yall refuse to see the doctor and just go about spreading shit.

he’s a whore omg?

Trump every Monday : " We have a deal " Trump every Friday : " I will use nuke to destroy Iran "

@Morris_Monye Sad how your first salary is still twice of what people earn in this present day Nigeria.

@TimothyPortal @gtrswiftie @RhodeToLove AND, we don't have a pussy that wears and tears.

@gtrswiftie @RhodeToLove It simply will never have a negative connotation around it though. Because women don’t use it to call out undesirable behavior. In fact it’s the opposite, the “whoreman” continues to get women to like him.

🤯

Final update because my phone is burning plus you guys can figure out why I put who where

Found my new favourite sorting algorithm

@sirbobbypatrone @M1RMAZ01B @ewan10i So the commentator was wrong?

@M1RMAZ01B @ewan10i You weren’t paying attention to the match lol. Cherki was showboating and passed the ball back to midfield , ball came to Cherki several seconds later. Cherki was fouled harshly and ref gave yellow….then REPLAY of Cherki… Switched to Pep shaking his head

There’s tears in my eyes bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@gtrswiftie @RhodeToLove Spelt Chad wrong.

@RhodeToLove finally men are being called whores. what a time to be alive