Griffin Lowmaster

335 more followers and I can retire from twitter.

I'm putting a crew together...

@RotoShannon There is always next season.

All that tanking for nothing

Happy Blade 2 day to all those who celebrate.

The Superbowl is in Detroit this year, the home of Robocop.

It was pretty funny when President Zelensky's speech to congress was interrupted by a 1800 Flowers commercial on YouTube. It was a lot less funny 5 minutes later when it was a Prager U ad.

@ThomasCommaM and I are doing a 24 Hour Stream that culminates in a Hot Ones Style Challenge. It starts this Friday at 5pm. twitch.tv/a24hourchallen…

I've never wanted to win anything more in my life. instagram.com/p/Cl1p2q0JAWv/…

The White Louts Season 2's biggest problem is trying to make Jennifer Coolidge unlikeable.

I’m spending my weekend helping cities other than Madison work on their proposals to host the crossfit games.

It's like my dad always used to say...

If you are having a bad day remember that there is someone out there with the name Gilbert L Frankenberry.

Are you sick of the Rock and Superhero movies, then oh boy does DC have the trailer for you!

This lives rent free in my head.

Took me less than an hour to do a thing I've been putting off for four months. Feels good. I've learned nothing from this.

No One: "How's your day going?" Me:

We are once again entering the...

Kevin Feige isn't taking my calls so if you see him tell him I didn't enjoy Moon Knight.

Just going to leave this here...

@SaulRosenbear I know you like your job but sometimes an offer is too good.

wut

The King's Man is a painfully hard watch.