Michael Thomas

@RealLowGriffin and I are doing a 24 Hour Steam that culminates in a Hot Ones Style Challenge. It starts this Friday at 5pm.

@SaulRosenbear Laura sent me a listing for a vintage Saab in the area while we were watching it, the pull is that strong

As someone whose parents had Saab 900s, I am very afraid of the nostalgia that would strike me if I see a certain film. I fucking love those cars.

@willmenaker Kevin James Spader

The evil mayor on 'Warrior' is like Aldi brand James Spader, it owns

@embosquerie Damn Danny Elfman's still got it

@dog_rates @bestfriends @Trupanion Vinny is ready for his first Christmas

For every festive dog pic in the replies, we will donate $1 to @bestfriends Animal Society (up to 30,000) We’re able to give back this season thanks to our partnership with @Trupanion. Let’s see those holiday pups ❤️

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@embosquerie Can't wait to play as this hyper pervert

@embosquerie Delete this one

@CountItDota And what's the deal with all that power? Should one man have that much?! I don't know!

Kanye's career really mirrors that of most comedians. At his peak he's very relatable after that he spends most of his time telling you he's relatable.

Living with another person is all about sharing responsibilities: wordlessly knowing whose turn it is to wash dishes, take out the trash, or sing the chorus of Uncle Kracker's "Drift Away" to get it stuck in everyone's head

@SaulRosenbear They get around, they were trying to ramp off of a flat rock outside our complex earlier today, too. They had multiple dudes urinate behind the Chalmers

s/o to the 5 dude skateboarding crew ignoring social distancing

@kmtheshow I use the "put your finger inside the cup's lid to know when it's almost full" thing all the time so not the blind one

when did monk jump the shark? the flashback episode or the episode where he solved the mystery after he was blinded?

@CountItDota @BaseCase But he's ~tiny~

@ThomasCommaM @BaseCase Yoda has legs Michael.

So your force abilities are tied to your blood. Didn't little Anakin Skywalker lose a lot of blood when he got chopped in half. Shouldn't his force power be weaker. #FACTCHECKING #STARWARS #QuarantineLife

@CountItDota @BaseCase Actually in the EU it was explained that it's about density in the body, so having less biomass is actually really important. No legs=less ground the midichlorians have to travel. It's why Yoda's so powerful

@BaseCase 7-foot tall blood tank is a thing I've now been thinking about all day.

@SaulRosenbear Need assistance with Ron Jon's Surf Shop

here's a handy guide: Jon Ronson: Welsh journalist, good Ron Johnson: Myopic manufacturer and Senator, bad JoJo Rabbit: sorry didn't see it

I guess we'll find out tomorrow how dumb and stubborn Americans are if they go out and celebrate or even just wish @CountItDota a happy birthday

Really upset that my doctor uses a photo of me in twenty years to advertise blood pressure

@mslaushu Don't spread it to me please

@kmtheshow 🍑?

i get sad knowing i can only quote one line from face/off

@SaulRosenbear Don't dress for the Alice that you are, dress for the 73rd Alice you want to be

uhhhhh