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@ben_rosen Jerry - “But how do you know it was a Corona cough?” George - “Oh I KNOW a Corona cough when I hear one, baby”

No b 🫵🏿🫱🏾🤙🏼🦶🦾 cuz😉😉😔we

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@boseaglex3 @botzero_net @zillowgonewild @billyjoel Crazy. He’s been there for the longest time.

“I swear this never happens to me” — #LoveIsBlindLIVE

It is 38 minutes late … I think you’re drunk enough.

Someone call Lucia the seamstress to fix this. I believe in her

@netflix “Love is patient, love is patient, love is patient … WHAT THE HELL IS TAKING SO LONG?!”

Me when #LoveIsBlindLIVE won’t load : “This is some bull💩 . My mother-in-law pays good money for this.”

@ManFred1701 Oh snap I honesty did not know any of this … how much for one of them blue check marks?

@RealMaxWaller Companies have gold verified check marks Government profiles have grey verified check marks Blue check marks means it’s paid.

I haven’t been on Twitter in over a year. What’d I miss?

@PistolPete2007 @lindseylank @sweaver Hey buddy, I can see that you’re trying to help, but for those that don’t know you, this thread reads kinda like a dick arguing with some girl who has an opinion on Twitter. Also, for all those English majors out there, doctors *err* on the side of caution.

@lindseylank @sweaver By the law’s definition, all the doctor has to say is that in their judgement, it was medically necessary. Let me know when your hypothetical scenario comes to fruition though.

Let’s say my doc discovers I’m having an ectopic pregnancy. Is she just suppose to send me home to die??? #triggerlaws

2/2 and the lady has decided we are switching to Scattergories.

Round one goes to the lawyer in the green car who finished with 3 girlfriends

I have a feeling this is going to wind me up in couples therapy.

.@RealMaxWaller: What are we going to @Target for? Me: You don’t go to Target with a list. You let it speak to you. Max: Yeah whatever. *Leaving Target* Max:

@kodiestanley Fucking have it amigos.

Imagine if Mexico was all “ We know we fought a war over this and you were *technically* victorious, but we’ll be taking Texas back.”

Imagine if France was like “Hey, we know we sold you the land and signed over the deed, but we’ll be taking the Louisiana Purchase area back in the Name of France.”

Y’all are coming with us on our #Boise food crawl.

Subtweet @RealMaxWaller.

Being married to your career hype-man is just the best.

Me while watching @LoveisBlindShow with my wife : “why are all of these guys so immature?” Me while my wife tries to do our taxes :

@Ardie85854079 @JanesAmerica Until the Sunday lunch crowd rolls in