Derrickz

Can I say something? 😂😂😂😂

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Many are mad, only few are roaming.

Why is he and his handlers still walking free and not in the police net already? Dear @PoliceNG, I want that boy in jail by Monday for trying to fool Nigerians. Who gave him N10m to buy Expression of Interest and Nomination forms?

It's the turn of the South. He's a Southerner. He's young. He's a Christian. He has a good track record. He has promised to do one term. Clock it? 🤏🏽🤏🏽

How will your epistle end well with Theo? 😂😂😂😂

I was in court once. A wife sued her husband for divorce The judge read the case file and said, "There are no grounds for divorce here unless this woman is just saying she is no longer interested because of her own reasons. Irreconciliable differences, and the man is still paying you all these allowances and taking care of your mother, sending your younger brother to the University, and having sex with you? Unless there is something you that is not written here, i cannot in good faith say this case is worthy of consideration." The court was silent The judge then turned to the woman and said "Is there financial abuse?" Woman: No Judge: Is there emotional abuse? Woman: No Judge: Is there infidelity? Woman: eemmmm.... Yes Judge: You are a liar. If he cheated on you, that would be the first thing you would list here as your reason for seeking a divorce. I can see you are desperate to leave the marriage to pursue your own agenda, and for that reason, I will grant you this divorce so that you don't kill this man." Woman: Thank you your honour Husband: I take exception to being accused of infidelity in court, ma. My children may read the transcript one day, and I will not have them believe that. Judge: Woman, what do we do now? Woman: I am sorry for saying that, your honour. I also apologise to him. It was a slip of the tongue. I now state categorically that Mr. so and so did not cheat on me throughout our fourteen years of marriage. I am seeking a divorce based on irreconcilable differences. A cheating wife will accuse her husband of cheating without blinking. To the cheat, every other person is a cheat

🇧🇪 A 70-year-old Belgian man was violently assaulted by illegal migrants in broad daylight in central Brussels. Th two North African migrants strangled him until he lost consciousness, threw him to the ground, stole his gold chain, and left him gasping for air face-down on the pavement next to a children’s playground. One of the migrants was seen silencing a witness who had seen what happened.

>be Henry Nowak, 18 >first year accounting, Southampton >walking home after footie night, few pints >see guy carrying a massive sheathed knife >film him because what the fuck >say to him "you're a bad man" >he replies "I am a bad man" >four quick thrusts >feel warm buzz on my jaw >he snatches my phone >see the glimmer of a foot-long knife >panic >climb bin, vault fence, legs failing >blood trail behind me >collapse, crawling >attacker tells police I'm a racist >that I stole his turban >they handcuff me in my own pool of blood >"I've been stabbed" I gasp >"no, you're a racist" says the brown >police agree and keep me cuffed >pass out >air ambulance too late >dead at 12:37am >attackers mum takes knife home >MUST PRESERVE THE IZZAT >my phone (with full video) found in his pocket >story takes 6 months to come out because of how insane it is and security services involvement >mfw a brown man stole the video of my own death >Britain, 2025

You're definitely doing rubbish. This has been scientifically proven time and time again. Namaste 🙏🏽😊

He's 💯% correct. Spend money you can let go in politics, not your last card, it will end in premium tears. For every 10 people that made it in politics, 100 people lost something. A word is enough for the wise. Namaste 🙏🏽😊

BLESSING CEO LAND IN TROUBLE, CHARGED TO COURT Alleged N36m Fraud: EFCC Arraigns Blessing CEO in Lagos The Lagos Zonal Directorate 1 of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, Awolowo Road, Ikoyi, on Friday, May 15, 2026, arraigned a social media influencer and self-styled relationship therapist, Okoro Blessing Nkiruka, (also known as Blessing CEO), before Justice D.I. Dipeolu of the Federal High Court sitting in Ikoyi, Lagos, over an alleged N36 million fraud. Nkiruka was arraigned on a two-count charge bordering on obtaining money by false pretence and stealing to the tune of N36,000,000.00 (Thirty-six Million Naira). At the commencement of proceedings, defence counsel, P.I. Nwafor, informed the court that the defendant had refunded part of the money to the petitioner. “We have an application to make. The defendant approached the nominal complainant and refunded N24 million out of the N36 million. “We are asking for a short adjournment to resolve the outstanding balance. The nominal complainant agreed that if the balance is paid, they can prevail on the EFCC to drop the case,” he said. Responding, the prosecution counsel, S.I. Suleiman, stated that the prosecution was not privy to any discussion between the defendant and the nominal complainant. “The complainant here is the Federal Government of Nigeria, and we are here for the arraignment. We urge that the defendant take her plea, as that is the business of the day,” he said. In his ruling, Justice Dipeolu held that “the defence and the nominal complainant can have discussions even during the pendency of the charge. It does not affect the proceedings before the court. The defendant will take her plea.” One of the counts reads: “That you, OKORO BLESSING NKIRUKA, between July 14 and 17, 2024, in Lagos, within the jurisdiction of this Honourable Court, did obtain the sum of N36,000,000.00 (Thirty-six Million Naira) from Mrs. Ifeyinwa Nonye Okoye under the false pretence of leasing a six-bedroom detached duplex situated at No. 1B, Tunbosun Osobu Street, Off Kuboye Road, Lekki, Lagos State, which representation you knew to be false, and you thereby committed an offence contrary to Section 1(3) of the Advance Fee Fraud and Other Fraud Related Offences Act, 2006.” Another count reads: “That you, OKORO BLESSING NKIRUKA, between July 14 and 17, 2024, in Lagos, within the jurisdiction of this Honourable Court, fraudulently converted to your own use the sum of N36,000,000.00 (Thirty-six Million Naira), property of Mrs. Ifeyinwa Nonye Okoye, and you thereby committed an offence contrary to Section 383 and punishable under Section 390 of the Criminal Code Act, Cap C38, Laws of the Federation of Nigeria, 2004.” The defendant pleaded “not guilty” to the charges when they were read to her. Following her plea, Suleiman applied for a trial date and prayed the court to remand the defendant in a Correctional facility pending trial. Counsel to the defendant, however, informed the court that the defendant had only been served with the charge on Thursday, May 14, 2026, and that efforts were ongoing to file her bail application. He, therefore, prayed that the defendant be remanded in EFCC custody pending the perfection of her bail conditions. Justice Dipeolu granted the application and ordered that the defendant be remanded in EFCC custody. The matter was adjourned till June 5, 2026, for the commencement of trial

A Southerner A Christian Energetic..... He is 58yrs.. Solid Performance in Oyo State An Ibadan man.. we know his roots Worked at Shell.. verifiable A Wealth creator.. Makon Group of Companies Engr Seyi Makinde... Omituntun 1 of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

I hope he had a good relationship with his fellow actors because he will need their support now more than ever. I'll recommend he starts with Funke Akindele, then pairs up with Nosa Rex. He should look up to the brighter side because he's done politically for life. Namaste 🙏🏽

Fake! Fake! Fake! All fake!

Spoiler: they're both pretending not to understand each other. Namaste 🙏🏽😊

President Trump says he came up with a nickname, "Dumocrats," after talking about top Democratic leader Hakeem Jeffries. || @seanhannity

Thank you Jesus Christ 🙏🏽 Praise the Lord! Hallelujah 🙌🏽

We play too much in this country. It will not be well with those that packaged this fraud. God will take anyone involved in this packaging. I hope the screening committee gets to see this and disqualify him with immediate effect.

Afghanistan? I hope the Talibans see this tweet.