Tucson Office Governmental Abuse

6 months have been glorious 🤣😂🤣🤣

@bonner_jr1979 Give me an old stainless steel pot that’s seasoned 10 years with burnt coffee Would drive 20 miles to that gas station for morning coffee

Because we ain’t poosay’s

@3Strands4now I told y’all I hate it there

Wow

@CardioFixer Great Another crotch rocket blasting down Houghton at 12 am 🤣🤣🤣

My birthday hits in a few weeks, and I’ve decided what I want to buy myself: a sport bike of my own, and the skills to actually ride it. I’ve already got all the gear from passenger days… helmet, jacket, gloves, riding boots, the whole “don’t die” starter kit, I don’t want to belong to the “donor cycle” club. I already have a lead foot, so I figured a Kawasaki Ninja 500 would work for me, plus I don’t want a lot of power between my legs, I want to ride, I don’t want to die. 🤭 Yeah, I know, I’m full of surprises. 😂 Don’t worry, y’all, this ain’t a midlife crisis and it’s DEFINITELY not menopause. I’m just an adrenaline junkie and I always have been. This has been on my bucket list for years, only life, kids, and adulting just kept getting in the way. Nothing’s holding me back now. I am a real woman turning 55 and living my life the way I want. 😎

@BuzzPatterson @harveyspistols prolly set em up with the bottle

Dude rolls back into Norway with a stuffed raccoon holding a liquor bottle. Strong.🇳🇴😂

Of course, didn’t give the dogs calm tabs tonight because I trusted the weatherman that no storms would be in my area Now I’ve got a dog barking at thunder and a dog hiding in the closet The weatherman is the only person who can be continuously wrong and still keep their job

@bth_beth It’s a tribute to Evel Knievel

It's a runaway ramp for 18 wheelers...

@Bagginzes1 Was sledding off the roof of my parents house after that blizzard Good times

@3Strands4now THE 1983 FLOOD WIPED OUT THE WHOLE STATE REEEEEEEEEEE. It’s like the Blizzard of ‘78 in New England.

Posted wrong video 🤣 Here is the 1983 flood of Tucson youtu.be/gt3V1MgFJ94

@LifeInTheMetaxy Nope Grabbed the wrong one

@3Strands4now 🤣 thought you were trolling

@CardioFixer @LifeInTheMetaxy this woman is brilliant

Arizona summer survival hack: When it’s 115° outside and your shower still feels like a saguaro’s sweaty crotch after a long day roasting in the Sonoran sun, us desert rats get creative. Behold: the Official Arizonan Cold Shower - one colander, a bag of ice from the gas station, and pure “I will not melt today” energy. Water’s basically a snowmelt waterfall for exactly 47 glorious seconds before it turns back into lukewarm regret. Who needs cold water when you’ve got redneck engineering and a prayer? 😜

@bonner_jr1979 @manhattanmaker Tap tap

@manhattanmaker That man was unbelievable. Honestly can’t say who was better of those two

Earl Campbell would like a word.

@No2Rugs People are stupid It really bothers me sometimes But then something happens that restores my faith in humanity

This is exactly why 👀👇

@LifeInTheMetaxy @Junk_Removal_ I know him now This is Vail area, won’t post location cause people are stupid Hit him up, this guy gets it done

@3Strands4now @Junk_Removal_ Is this someone known to you personally? And does he take jobs out of town…a ways?

Folks You won’t meet a harder working business owner Storm damage, no problem Call him @Junk_Removal_ 💪

@Arkypatriot @1BethDutton @kat_maryb

QT your portrait @1BethDutton @kat_maryb

@Cocobird__1 With glitter

I've been tweeting this for many months! Blue fast dye! Mark them for months! It's not harmful to anything but their social standing! They aren't for America, they are for ignorance and the destruction of this great nation! ✝️🙏🇺🇲🗽⚖️