The Necromancer

@_AlexHirsch 6/18

Realtalk tho: y'all need t'stop basing your self-worth on whether or not you've done the mammalian do yet. Ur all equally pathetic to me UnU

@actual_radagast u better fuckin clean it up then bruh

@actual_radagast need a hand

Thank you Tolkien for turning me from a dream into the nightmare im meant to be i love u dad

new year new orcs join my ranks today

Thranduil is a cabbage roll, pass it on.

Waffles for breakfast. They say waffles were invented when a Dwarf wearing Smaug-heated chainmail fell screaming on fresh batter.

merry christmas if youre into that sort of thing eheheheh

DECK THE HALLS WITH WAYWARD TRAVELLERS FA LA LA LA LA LALALALA FEED THEM TO THE ANGRY SPIDERS FALALALALALALALALALA

@actualmirkwood wow okay

#2014In5Words damn that stupid thieving hobbit

@actualmirkwood ever thought of taking up photosynthesis

@actuallotrmoth @actualmirkwood LET IT GO LET IT GO TURN AWAY AND SLAM THE GAtes to mordor wide open yall are fucking fucked

better not shout though u might wanna cry lock all ur doors im tellin u why lord sauroooooon is cooomming to town

@actuallotrmoth @actualmirkwood LET IT GO

@actualmirkwood let it go pal

never in my entire my life did i think a hobbit with an acorn would make me feel things

when will my orcs return from the war

@actual_ori ah. well thats on him then