Paul Martin

@PolitlcsUK Also be sure not to feed them after midnight, get them wet or expose them to bright light

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer will announce a midnight social media curfew for 16 and 17-year-olds tomorrow

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@alfiehaaland @FabrizioRomano You want some gravy with them chips?

@FabrizioRomano Well done Bellingham and referee.

🫲🏾🫱🏾 Brace against Norway. Six goals in six World Cup games. Always there when England needed the most. Hey, Jude. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Jude's double does the job. WE ARE WORLD CUP SEMI-FINALISTS! 🔥

You could see Haaland was knackered at end of normal time in penalty box. Might not be injured but just not got the pace to keep going #NORENG

Goooaaaaalllaa #NORENG

🚨 BREAKING: A 28-year-old white British man has been arrested in South Yorkshire on suspicion of murdering Ann Widdecombe

Wake up England! #NORENG

Irish drink Russian World Cup American lager glass Cheers #ENGNOR #NORENG #worldcup2026

@RogerMooreFan - but James i need you - so does England

Good luck to England tonight! #FIFAWorldCup #England

@visegrad24 Off you pop then. Bye 👋🏼🙄

BREAKING: Reporter: Are you going to pull more U.S. troops out of Europe? Trump: I haven't made that final determination. A lot is going to depend on Greenland. Some will depend on Iran.

Parties announced to be standing in the Clacton by-election: Reform UK Count Binface Parties boycotting the Clacton by-election: Labour Conservatives Liberal Democrats Green Restore Britain

@CountBinface It's not who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you

On my way, Clacton.

@PolitlcsUK Pubs at 4am - right everyone out!

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 BREAKING: The England v Mexico kick off has been delayed to 2am UK time

Wow! Great discipline from Norway, keeper was great, Haaland the man Bye bye Brazil #BRANOR

Norway happy to play left, to right, to left, to right, to left, to right and so on. Goalkeeper gets a go as well. #BRANOR

Great saving there #PARFRA

The VAR must be the same lot who do the Premier League #PARFRA