Rhett Khan

@blknoiz06 Send us your white blood cell count.

all i did was cut my hair and wear some glasses yall act like i morphed into another person

@WhiteWhaleLabs lol you’re one to talk, Mr. Illiquid Shitcoin Fuck

Can we quit saying they burned $370m? Something is only as valuable as someone is willing to pay for it. And that many tokens dumped at once would only have a value of $6.5 million - not $370m. A fact Pump should be all too well aware of.

@blknoiz06 And you wonder why people still use the hard R on the Internet. Smh

last chance to sell eth over $2200

@SilenceCapital @brian_armstrong @cobie @base What game are you making?

still can’t believe @brian_armstrong gave @cobie $500M for an ICO website that got shut down after just two successful ICOs could’ve given $1M to 500 innovative app builders, even if 100 apps survived it would’ve created an onchain renaissance on @base Cobie ended up buying a giant castle with a single purpose to poorshame CT while he is not even using it and just sits in one basement room in front of a computer. cobie basically handed out most of the funds to some boomer who doesn’t even have anyone to inherit the wealth and you’re asking why crypto is down so bad. this is worse than solana KOL extraction season, at least some of them are giving money back to the market by trading on hyperliquid btw i’m raising for a very innovative onchain game app

@rasmr_eth -Crush your enemies -See them driven before you -Hear the lamentation of their women

You don’t need to “looksmaxx” you just need to - have a healthy hairline - low body fat % - be tall - whiten teeth - dress well - have charisma - be white - have clear skin

@InsaneCope Effluent water showers should count as negative showers.

@nikitabier Any falconry content?

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I hope this isn’t offensive to the trans community, but is it weird I find Gigi attractive? 🏳️‍⚧️

@dxrnell Here’s an idea: 2 cabals pushing a coin at the same time. Who’s buidling this?

What cabal is running this

@justinbieber Lookin good, brother.

@nikitabier Is that why my timeline has been busted for the last 18 hours or so?

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@0xkazutoraa Imagine thinking people buying your coin is bearish. May I offer an alternative solution?

For me this is very bearish for $SPX, this people are the same ones that when the coin goes back to a few dollars will disgustingly dump all of the bag for a 2-3x, and looking at the price right now, he will definitely dump before it gets back to 1b market cap. If he isn’t a larp

@ChillHouseSOL Instructions unclear. Launching vamps and amassing a war chest.

if you invested $100 in chill house on the second day of it’s existence you would have $50 today.

@m0n3r0m0mmy @Yennii56 @ItsAngelCirce how would you two like to become my Khancubines and conquer the trenches with me?

Day 1 - she already made more money than 99% traders - She sent a coin above 500k marketcap - 7xed her follower count Unreal 😂

@ChillHouseSOL Tell that motherfucker Remus I’m not a bot, dammit!

I can remain chilling in my house longer than the market can remain irrational

@badattrading_ I have a pretty good idea. Just need more nukhers to ride with me.

Haven't found a single good new token to buy jeez

@qtdegen I will have it conquered in a week easily.

The main issue in solana is that everyone is greedy. no joke, solana is a very very weak chain

@ChillHouseSOL Thank you for lookin like a snacc.

how it feels when people get angry at you for asking their thoughts on chill house

@ChillHouseSOL Wen asshouse?

an ASSteroid just hit my anus.. ha ah. hemorrhoids

@RealRhettKhan You

$APU, face of the internet, king of memes, top of Murad list, breaker of timelines, sovereign of crypto realms.