@normposter @hippojuicefilm I would like to personally thank every mexican girl who rejected me in high school, I didn't know what they were saving me from
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Not Pauly Shore
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Not Pauly Shore
@RealRichSimms
Will never be successful on X because I'm legit too dumb to commit to a bit. But it's all jokes
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@hippojuicefilm Fat and out of breath just talking to someone. Tortamaxxing.
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Michelle Rodriguez has officially gone full hispanic abuela. She looks like she should be selling oranges on the side of the freeway.
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Less than a year old. All the oil has already leaked out and the bearings are going bad….
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“Now make the African man dance with his wife on livestream.”
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@Czar_Of_Silly in any economy, a $50 one would have a VERY rough slavefax report
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My brain is so cooked from this app I thought that said people
mars@etherealmusing
I just bought $50 colored pencils
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Amazon has officially begun auditions to cast the next James Bond.
Who do you want to be the next James Bond?
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you ever call someone a mexican and they're like "I'm guatamalan" or smth and bro why admit that it's worse
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@uncledoomer as someone who grew up in California, this is how I feel about in n out
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in every city across the US theres a burger place that the locals swear you gotta try. and theyre all fine. nothing mind blowing. a burger is a burger. its kind of hard to fuck up a burger
KTLA@KTLA
Angelenos have turned out in droves to celebrate Original Tommy’s, the iconic L.A. burger chain famous for its chili‑topped creations, as it marks 80 years. ktla.com/news/local-new…
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@normposter imagine being a jew in entertainment but unable to recognize a joke
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@alittlevincible @theepicmap exact kind of propaganda I'd put on my agarthan nog-free paradise
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@theepicmap They are inaccessible and deadly. Wet. Rugged. Grizzly-infested. Mosquitoes. Mountain lions. Canadian Government.
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Why do I never hear about the Coast Mountains of Canada?
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the zoomers who make slop like Mixtape don't know this but "nostalgia" used to be pronounced with a hard G
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@BENZOTOOIE >the one ensouled Irishman bound on the negro slave ship
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>go on cruise
>10,000 morbidly obese black women screaming and fighting
>toilet backs up
>plumbing doesn’t work because you’re on a fucking boat
>contract a disease that makes you shit yourself to death
>die
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@frenbilt Homie. What do you think being a disabled veteran and living in an RV is.
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Truck driving is fucking amazing when you don’t have to do it and you’re at home on twitter
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@ShitpostGate (wrongfully) overly confident with my gun. want melee kills.
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Just buy a gun
DaVinci@BiancoDavinci
This night stand turns into a bat and shield for self defence.
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@HubPointless "Couplabeers"
"shaken?"
"I won't be after I've had my beer"
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@BigDickBarclay can I say something without yall getting mad
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She ruined supernatural and mystery science theatre. Even one of those would be worth excommunication from Minecraft imo
Simp Neelix@Simp_Neelix
Can we talk about horrible Felicia Day is? -Can't act -Isn't attractive -Annoying shitlib politics -Basically plays the the same character every role -Every time she's a reoccurring character a show becomes worse -Responsible for Critical Role which is why all D&D fans are now troons I don't even understand how she had a career. Was it really just the novelty of a girl who liked D&D and video games? Or did Wil Wheaton pull a Weinstein on her? Honestly, I feel like Wil could get better nerd pussy than that
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@greg16676935420 Looks like it’s about to tell me his name is tow-mater or some shit with that
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“Finally someone invented a car that can drive on 3 wheels!”
-no one
JerryRigEverything@ZacksJerryRig
BYD can't even see their competition in the rear view mirror anymore.
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@BankrollzBrendo oh this is why dems want infinity of them
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