Robert Nellis

@Nova__2210 How about "hoot?" I can't be the one l only one to have come up with that...

No English words have double 00 apart from FOOD and DOOR. Prove me wrong

I just watched the greatest hockey game in 46 years, @usahockey !

I'm sitting here watching NBA Today @ESPNNBA thinking about what John Witherspoon (RIP) from the film "Friday" would say: "Big Perk!? Big who?! Big, I don't give a damn! Just having fun, @KendrickPerkins. I respect your respect for DETROIT BASKETBALL! @DetroitPistons

@JoeFortenbaugh Big high five to you for dropping the "Boo-Urns" on @SportsCenter. I tip my cap to you, Sir.

@PatMcAfeeShow if y'all need a Flintstones historian, I'm your guy! Bamm-Bamm is the son of Barney Rubble, not Fred Flintstone. Barney is a solid dude though, you got that right, Pat ♥️ Swapping tests to get your boy a promotion is the ultimate homie move!

In case you forgot, no one wants to see or smell your bare feet on a 4 hour flight. Park your dogs in your shoes, then do everyone in your orbit a favor and take a shower promptly upon landing. Next time fly @SouthwestAir, they're used to this shit. @Delta, this flight stinks.

RIP, Robert Redford. Love your films, but Twilight Zone fans will always toast your sweet turn as Mr. Death. May you be welcomed just as warmly. "I don't prefer to look back at my earliest efforts, but I have to admit I'm proud of that one." — Redford on "Nothing in the Dark"

I've never heard this dude talk before this morning, but good Lord, this clown couldn't be more full of himself.

Elon deleted my tweet yesterday but I'll try again today... I was yakking at @FirstTake telling them that @dak is not a top ten QB in the NFL, period. The guy is hurt and doesn't make the big play when it's needed.

@dak is not a top ten QB, as he's done NOTHING and is hurt when he's really needed, @FirstTake. I don't consider anyone in the top ten who is injured and had one great season to his resume. Move on and talk about relevant QBs. Get off the, @dallascowboys ; yesterday's news!

@itsaribitch Keep it down people!

Is climate change still a thing or not, because it looks pretty hot @Wimbledon ?

Please, for the love of bumblebees, tell me why it's so hard to actually send 4K content across your platforms to Roku TV sets, @DisneyPlus @hulu_support because y'all constantly toss HD when it says 4K

@damonfolders This is a classic move in parts of Boston, he's looking for a place to take a poop.

Matt Damon on the set of ‘The Odyssey’.

@ESPNNBA "he's got the skills to pay the bills." Now that some slick game callin', @MarkJonesESPN I love it! #Lakers

@MLBONFOX tell @AROD to put the joints and cocktails down; damn his eyes are as red as the devil's dick

Life is by far the biggest waste of time. There is no point in putting any work in trying to find happiness as the universe will pull the rug out from under you and shit all over your face. I can sustain happiness for about 3 minutes before the next swift kick to the balls

You need to be more, you loser, @BeMore27. You set a horrible example for any youngster watching you throw heating blankets like a turd and that press conference where you don't even bother to apologize; you're a childish piece of shit

Whoa, this dude must wear big clown shoes. espn.com/nba/story/_/id…