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This is the size all men want 🥰🥳🥳

@Patie_Mahamba Things that never happen

What the fvck?!!

You came back home and you met your wife’s friend like this in your house , What’s your next move? Be honest.

Why do men prefer S£X early in the morning like what’s the science behind it?? 🤔

@debrahmatandazw Maybe when you are not in full gear

Only the smell of fish can stop men at this point 😂🙌🏾or am i lying?

MEN ONLY; How do you differentiate between a good p&ssy and a bad one?. I'm sick of pretending 😒 🙃

@debrahmatandazw Lower

When kissing do you prefer the upper lip or lower lip?

@InfinityBars99 😂😂 she is 36 n how old are u

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@WemaHotWingz Its ok babe. N i dont give her

“Ndakufanorukwa ne mari yangu wozodzondipa”.. reply as a guy

@SengezoTsh17075 @nelsonchamisa @cdfzim @DubekoPrince @BitiTendai @ZANUPF_Official Ziguvhu mbwaaa yemunhu

As we prepare for the introduction of CAB 3 for its 1st reading in Parly, I urge all peace-loving, patriotic and development minded Zimbabweans to uphold the prevailing peace in our God given nation. This is a time when we all need unity against enemies of our beloved Zimbabwe.

@debrahmatandazw Attention.....sympathies.....shoulder......mother.......

Men only , serious question Besides sex, what do you really want from women?

@killerzivhu1 And telling us in parables

My lawyer told me not to comment on politics or post anything about politics anymore. He is my advisor, and I listened. From now on, I will be posting about business opportunities, trips to China, product marketing, and how to start a small business

@ChikomoPrazen Apa watisvinudza apa

One of the BIG things the HEGEMONY uses is its YOUTH LEAGUE and WOMEN’S LEAGUE for NARRATIVE FARMING. So before we jump and clap for the statement, CHECK whether this is not one of those SANITIZERS of CAB3 at work, through the youth league, to create the IMPRESSION that Parliament is NOT COMPROMISED to vote for the President, and that through ZANU-PF there are INTERNAL SAFEGUARDS and accountability mechanisms that keep Parliament “pure,” which we know is NOT guaranteed in practice. That is the performance. That is the script. That is how legitimacy is manufactured. A few pages into “manufacturing consent” by CHOMSKY, and the prison writings of GRAMSCI, and you read these moments with caution!!! We are better than this. The last time this was done without approval, TSENENGAMU was the result. We are not fools!!!

@LynneStactia Ko why asingafambewo nemukadx wake pese

😂😂🤣🙌🏽 Genroll & Col Minnie liyizikhokho last ! 🔥

@Givesithole17 @zondo_sikhumba No bro. I dont hate Ndebeles. I have a lot of Ndebele friends. I wish to speak fluent isiNdebele. So please i am not part of those who hate Ndebele people

@RealTalkZim @zondo_sikhumba You Guys Have Big Mouths But Come Into Physical Fights Ya'll Cowards Don't Claim Matabeleland People As Your Civilians We Ain't Part Of This Hell Hole Which Is Zimbabwe

After voting for their favorite shona candidate this is what happened

@PhiriTofara Ukatengesa imba chet wamama. Imba ndeyevana not yako

haaaa marriage inotoda kushinga aaah🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@adv_fulcrum 😂😂 remember....you can find more than 5 people with the surname as yours especially Ndebeles

There’s someone impersonating me on these streets. Please proceed with caution. This is what these low lives are good at. #NoToCAB3 #NoToConstitutionalMutilation #NoToInstitutionalizedNonsense

@SajeniMapuranga @VaNyakudya @LynneStactia @kerinamujati @Jamwanda2 @Devro_Amplified @BlessedGeza @ibbosnr @schikanza Pk raGenroll iro rondityisa 😂😂

They Ordered The Coffin. He Came Back In A Suit. I am going to say something today that the political class of Zimbabwe has known for years but has been too afraid, too compromised, or too comfortable to say publicly.Emmerson Mnangagwa and his family thought General Chiwenga was going to come back from China in a coffin. They did not just hope for it. They planned around it. They celebrated prematurely. They made calls. They positioned. They began the quiet architecture of a post-Chiwenga political landscape distributing assurances, managing expectations, preparing the succession mathematics for a Zimbabwe in which the man who made November 2017 possible would no longer be breathing. And then he landed. Midnight. Chinese chartered plane. Unannounced. Not in a coffin. In a suit. Healthy. Glowing. Transformed. And the people who had been counting his days had to look him in the eye. What 2019 Actually Was I will not dress this up. I will not use the language of diplomatic ambiguity that this subject has historically required for the survival of those who dare to touch it. What happened to Vice President Constantino Chiwenga in 2019 was not a natural illness. Men in my position men who have spent careers inside Zimbabwe's security and intelligence architecture do not arrive at that conclusion casually. We arrive at it through the same methodology we have applied to every operational assessment in our professional lives pattern recognition, source corroboration, and the disciplined elimination of coincidence as an explanatory framework.The pattern in 2019 was not subtle. The celebration among those closest to State House when General Chiwenga's health collapsed was not the concern of people watching a colleague suffer. It was the relief of people watching an obstacle dissolve. The calls that went out to party officials, to military contacts, to political allies were not calls of condolence. They were calls of premature victory. The man is gone. Finished. Done and dusted. Spoken with the confidence of people who knew something about the gone-ness that they were not in a position to share publicly. Then came China. Eight months. The full weight of Chinese medical intervention applied to a body that had been brought very low indeed. And then the midnight return. The Resurrection Nobody Planned For.I choose that word deliberately. Resurrection.Because what General Chiwenga's return represented to those who had engineered his departure, who had begun restructuring their political calculations around his permanent absence was not simply a medical recovery. It was the collapse of an operation.We are told that the President and First Lady visited Chiwenga after his return. We are told they appeared dumbfounded. Shocked. In total disbelief. I will tell you what that disbelief looked like from the perspective of someone who understands what it means. It looked like men and women who had ordered a coffin and received instead a soldier. A soldier who had gone into whatever darkness they had sent him into and come back. Not broken. Not diminished. Not the grateful, weakened, compliant figure that a brush with death is sometimes expected to produce in a political opponent.He came back wiser. Harder. Carrying in his body the permanent, unignorable evidence of what had been done to him and carrying in his mind the absolute clarity of a man who now knew, beyond any remaining doubt, exactly who his enemies were. This is not simply Mnangagwa's operation. This is a family project. The First Family's involvement in Zimbabwe's political succession architecture goes beyond the conventional role of a presidential spouse and children. The ambitions operating within State House are not limited to the President himself they extend to a family ecosystem that has developed its own political interests, its own preferred succession outcomes, and its own assessment of who constitutes a threat to those outcomes.

I know everyone loves this setup. This is really nice ❤️💚💙🩵

@mapisarema21 Ndivo vacho vari kutotibatsira kukayambutsa. Tongotaura zita remukuru wavo

ZACC, ZIMRA and VTS iri kuziva here kuti mukuyambutsa tuma old shape neku Plumtree🫣