Earl “The Terror” Thompson

Can I touch you please

@millefreda Ferrari book looks awesome

Got these books for my coffee table dox

Why does the Bitmoji get a hot blonde?

@millefreda Drive safe Will

I’m bout to eat this 4 Hour Drive for lunch #whosgoingtocarrytheboats

@RichardCranny69 Sophia 🩵 @RealBeautySoph

What do you think the most attractive name on the planet is?

If I was a dentist I would just use the laughing gas all day and look at my hot nurses #thatsbaseball

@WalterThedious #nuke that plane outta the sky

Back row, next to Somalians with their shoes off. Chair in front of me all leaned back. Save me, bud light.

@WiredForSound__ What’s on the agenda instead Sal

Fading going out today, I’m really #lockedin

I still think about officer yams that pulled me over and patted my crotch multiple times while searching me. Should I go down to the precinct and ask her out? Lmk what the move is.

trying to come up with tweet ideas over the summer might be the hardest thing ever

I fumble bad bitches and that’s a part of me that I need to accept

Rainy day out today. Might have to drink a couple beers and harass my ex to lift my spirits.

@BobbyBeavEater Donde esta la freshman

Mind if a white boy speaks a little Mexican? #Lank

@TheBluelndian You got the green light from me Desmond.

Y’all mind if I beat my wife? #lank

Yeah I think we know what goes on there #rackattack

yes and yes #boner

@bigmamaotzh Bring bag while you’re at it. Show those kids a glimpse into the future

is going to a hs grad party as a junior in college and getting obliterated frowned upon or setting a good example

Spraying this on the fat chick I hooked up with who keeps saying hi to me in the dining hall

What’s she doing with all that ΤΚΕ