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New filter on snap got peeps feeling like @AndyMilonakis #oldschool #pancakeonmyface

4th quarter comebacks in their first 2 seasons as a starter: Lamar Jackson - 1 Matthew Stafford - 2 Patrick Mahomes - 2 Tom Brady - 3 Peyton manning - 4 Aaron Rodgers - 4 Jordan Love - 4 Drew Brees - 4 Matt Ryan - 5 Josh Allen - 6 Ben Roethlisberger - 7 Caleb Williams - 9

Hypothetical: You’re the owner of an MLB team. I offer to take $0 salary and sign a minor league contract and go to Low A. If the “he sucks now” crowd is right and I get lit up, you cut me, lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club. If the “clubhouse cancer” crowd is right, you see it immediately at Low A and cut me. You lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club. If there’s massive negative PR, which we already know there won’t be, you just cut me and move on. The story is dead in a couple days, you lose $0, and there’s no risk to the big league club. But, assuming none of those things happen, which they obviously wouldn’t, if you like what you see, you can promote me to AA and re evaluate me there. Then AAA. Then the big leagues. If I earn it, which you’d be 100% in control of deciding. If you don’t think I’m good enough, you lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club. You could take away my “antics”. You could take away my social media. You could ask anything of me. If I don’t comply, you cut me, lose $0, and there’s no risk to the big league club. What logical reason is there to not do this? At worst, you cut me and there’s no risk to the big league club. At best, you get a Cy Young winner for $0 who you know can still pitch and could help the big league team if and when you see fit.

BREAKING: My sources have CONFIRMED that Notre Dame will kick off at 6:30PM ct, under the lights, in their Week 1 opener against Wisconsin at Lambeau Field Get HYPED Irish nation ☘️🔥

A literal Frog Splash is crazy 😭😭

Jeremiyah Love: $53,000,000 Jadarian Price: $16,700,000 Nearly $70,000,000 worth of Notre Dame running backs

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Logan Jones 6’3”, 300 lbs - Converted defensive lineman - Unanimous All-American - 2× First-Team All-Big Ten - Rimington Trophy Winner (nation’s top center) - #9 on Bruce Feldman’s “Freaks List” - 695 lb squat (Iowa record) - 1.53 10-yard split (Iowa OL record) - 4.09 20-yard shuttle (would be fastest ever at Combine) ABSOLUTE BEAST. 🐻⬇️

Anthony Fasano (2006) John Carlson (2008) Kyle Rudolph (2011) Tyler Eifert (2013) Troy Niklas (2014) Ben Koyack (2015) Durham Smythe (2018) Alize Mack (2019) Cole Kmet (2020) Tommy Tremble (2021) Michael Mayer (2023) Mitchell Evans (2025) Eli Raridon (2026)

With Eli Raridon being drafted by the Patriots in the 3rd round, every primary starting TE at Notre Dame since 2004 has now been drafted (12 starting TEs in a row). The streak officially continues. #TEU ☘️

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Bears now have a linebacker duo with 4.4 and 4.5 40 times The safety duo runs 4.3 and 4.5 The corners run 4.4, 4.5, 4.5 The defense got remarkably younger and faster in one offseason which is exactly what Dennis Allen was looking for Bring me a DT and let's roll

@ChiBearsMuse We already got Spider-man at cb. Now we got the black mamba and flash

Name this duo:

there's no fucking way dutch is a real language

NAHHHHH WHO TF DID THIS?! 💀💀💀

@barstoolspringb Nobody send this to HR

Watching @NDlacrosse play defense is like watching the Seahawks man Just smothering and physical and violent and fast and big yet always under control.

Here’s the thing about CJ Carr‘s performance in the scrimmage. It looked like he broke into the office of Chris Ash last night, copied the call sheet and knew all the defensive plays before they were run. It just seems like Carr has an answer for everything.

Definitive ranking of Midwest Sayings

Rory McIlroy is an investor in Whoop, wears one of the company's wristbands while playing, and allows the brand to share his data periodically. Here are some of his Masters highlights: • 24,000+ steps on Sunday • 91,000+ steps during the tournament Rory's heart rate spiked to 135 BPM during his tee shot on 18, dropped to 121 BPM during his approach shot, fell further to 105 BPM during his winning putt, and then jumped back up to 150 BPM during his celebration. His resting heart rate for the week was 47-49 BPM. Rory says he follows a strict routine during the PGA Tour season to ensure proper rest and recovery: • No caffeine after 2 PM • Last meal at least 2 hours before bed • Magnesium and theanine for sleep quality • Blue-light-blocking glasses in the evening • Sauana or Epsom salt bath when available • Cool room temperature for sleep He follows the same three-hour routine before every round: arrive at the course → warm up in the gym → eat breakfast → hit balls on the range → putting green. Rory says he believes his focus on longevity will help him play another 10+ years at a high level, and his physiological age on Whoop is now 1.5 years younger than his actual age. Plus, it turned out to be a pretty good investment. Rory initially invested in Whoop in 2020 when the company was valued at $1.2 billion. While we don't know exactly how much he invested, Whoop recently raised another round at a $10.1 billion valuation. That's an 8.4x multiple in five years. Not bad, not bad.