Captain Greybeard
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Captain Greybeard
@TheCptGreybeard
Christian, Husband, Father, life long NFL fanatic. *Does not always talk nicely to Packers fans* #BearDown #SouthSide #Blackhawks
Chicagoland Katılım Mart 2024
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@dalvincookin Oh wow, terrible staff and he was 5-12, wow hard hitting analysis 🤡
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Starting a franchise with "Caleb Williams" is the stupidest thing I've ever heard
Without Ben Johnson, Nails is 5-12 and can't complete 60% of his passes
PFT Live@PFT_Live
Which current QB would you want to start a team with?
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@NflOutdated @DennisSuttonSZN Keep Aiden, trade Micah, cut Dayo.
Aiden is great, but I think Micah would have more trade value, and I'm more worried about injuries with him. So, I keep a great pass rusher and get a ton in return for the other.
Cut Dayo needs no explanation.
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KEEP TRADE CUT
1. Micah Parsons
2. Aiden Hutchinson
3. Dayo Odeyingbo
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This guy doesn't like Chicago much.
I think Chicago and the greater Chicagoland area, suburbs included, is beautiful, and full of life and incredible people.
I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
HansGruber@4TEconomist
@TheCptGreybeard Whatever it takes for residents of a has-been but no-longer-important city to feel like they’re still awesome. Those ‘icons’ you listed are laughable. Enjoy Chicago!
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Here we go again. Guys who worship stats are killing me
We all know Mahomes has regressed from what we knew of him earlier in his career. Sure Dak has played good ball.
But the goal is not numbers, the goal is rings. Until Dak gets a ring or even gets CLOSE, it's not a debate
Beerly Kerry 🍻@BeerlyKerry
Yall ready for this conversation?
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He always looks so sad in the morning when people start leaving.
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Good Morning, everyone!!
Today is:
National Boss Babe Day
National Craft Distillery Day
National Road Trip Day
National Vanilla Pudding Day
World Paloma Day
Celebrate accordingly!!
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Anyone else get headaches from ponytails? I can never deal with my hair pulled back for too long.
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@FishKnowsBall As a Bears fan I feel like they'd need to wake up, un-pitch that tent and get back to reality.
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@wafflehouserfc @chadcluff Yeah but that I can deal with because you know that and can plan for it. Nothing you can do for the Devil's ass crack heat
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@chadcluff @TheCptGreybeard The prices light your wallet on fire
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I had a convo with someone a few days ago when they found out I went to Cali, that they are too scared to go to Disneyland because they are afraid the roving bands of gangs will break in and kill everyone. I told them that Fox News isn't real and Orange County is very safe 🤣
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@BryanOrenchuk Hell yeah! That sounds awesome, bro!
It's ren faire season already??
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@TheCptGreybeard Just watched the first Hobbit movie with my eldest two. Had to skip a few parts because it was a bit scary for them but moms out of town and dad grew up on the originals. And my eldest just turned 11 and we have a Ren Faire to attend this weekend so thought it was good timing!
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Decided to drink a little tonight and have a NICE buzz going.
What's everyone up to?
Or we can do ask me anything, if anyone's awake and gives a shit, lol!
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@Reyesgreatness @BigBoss1017ahem @chisledtip24 Is that really the kind of take you bring to me? Just dropping a steaming pile of shit before a king? Man get the hell out of here and stop wasting my time.
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Thank God the NFL added that 7th seed 6 years ago!
They've literally ONLY been the 7 seed with Love, and gotten bounced round 1 every. single. time.
But yeah, can't argue with you.
Reyes Gonzalez@Reyesgreatness
@TheCptGreybeard Love has also made the playoff every year as a starter.
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@revengeofJJ No one asked for it to be family friendly. We want great tits and short shorts.
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so when I still go there, will you believe me then?
Pop Crave@PopCrave
Hooters is rebranding to be more “family-friendly,” @People reports.
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@NflOutdated @AU1265GB I would be so embarrassed to have to look in the mirror at myself, dealing with a playoff loss like such a petulant child.
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@AU1265GB Coping with the playoff loss still I see lmao 🤣 😮💨
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@Nestradaumus1 Wait, the woman made the sandwich, right?
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@wafflehouserfc @chadcluff I'm too scared to go to Disney because it's fucking HOT!!
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@chadcluff I'm too scared to go to Disney because of the mascots in costumes
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@TheCptGreybeard @MikeHawk5hp8 Eagles got a pass due to alliance last year and Commanders because they helped get us Ben!
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Throwing tomatoes at NFL teams based on how much I hate them.
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Hey @grok is Jordan Love entering his 7th season in the NFL?
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@iamcogs @MikeHawk5hp8 Fuck the Eagles. Commanders too.
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@MikeHawk5hp8 They were lock step with us the entire way.
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