Amber

@WriteEditPJ I had to take drug tests and (more interesting) I was told I was the female urinalysis observer. The '80s were wild. I never watched a single woman pee in a cup because that's weird as shit and maybe don't put a 19-year-old in that role.

PokéFelons—Gotta catch 'em all.

Actively listening to my golfer husband's play-by-play recounting of all 18 holes after a round is some Gift of the Magi-level devotion.

BREAKING: Will.i.am just dropped a new track titled "Yes She Can"—and yes, “She” is Kamala Harris. This is the anthem America needs to hear right now.

My 55 yo friend who is having postmenopausal bleeding just called me from CVS in TX bc they refused to fill her Rx for misoprostol (used to open the cervix) bc she couldn’t prove she wasn’t having an abortion. She is having surgery in 2 days. This is what total abortion bans do.

I'm going to post this video every day until the election

IN TWO DAYS: THE HEALING BEGINS

Three days. Democrats, independents and decent, fair-minded Republicans who abhor authoritarianism and value our republic and this country over party: Make this nightmare end by going hard, getting to the polls and convincing anyone who values your opinion to do the same. It's been a long race. Too long. But all of us need to run through the tape and remove Donald Trump from public life.

@notcapnamerica I’m guessing Alabama because a truck passed me using the median on I-10 last week.

I forgot how traumatic it is driving on the Beltway. Why TF did some big ass pick up truck come SPEEDING past us ON THE SHOULDER. Y’all I’m talking driving at least 60 MPH on the fucking shoulder while the traffic is moving at a normal speed. GUESS THE STATE PLATES

@CasualThursday At least it wasn’t Afternoon Delight, it being that time of day and whatnot.

Brown Eyed Girl is an odd choice for a mother/son dance imo but at least they told the band to skip the verse about the green grass behind the stadium

@ThatEricAlper m.youtube.com/watch?v=zcBqmN… Ben Folds making love songs as quirky as possible so you simultaneously cry and smile.

🎵 Let's hear it! 🎵

Lmaooo the walk off sent me I’m sorry 😂😂😂

RIP, Janey. #Trumpisacunt @JaneyGodley

@REMLyrics1 Guy below asking the sky and ASKING the sky don’t fall on me but also yelling at his fellow domestic terrorist to hold on.

Please share across all platforms. Do you Know this man?? Please contact the FBI with 344-AFO tips.fbi.gov or contact us at admin@seditionhunters.org Please do not post names on social media #YellowFrameSprayer

Thank you for the invitation! @MLB what an honor 🇺🇸

@muskies73 @rooster_ohio Yeah, that sounds like an Alabama story. I guess Ohio can be a late entry in our red-dirt-road race to the bottom.

@MelKatz5 @WriteEditPJ My grandma made biscuits with every meal. Made with lard, which sounds disgusting but damn they were delicious—slathered with Parkay, of course.

@WriteEditPJ Seeing their dog Chum, drinking from the tin cup that hung on the water pump and eating Grandma’s home made bread

I read this as Harris/Walz in an Alabama landslide and for a second I was so damn happy.