Daniel The Necrobear💀💀💀

I am moving most my BS over to: Instagram: DireDanBear TikTok: DireDanBear Threads: DireDanBear! Come have more of this!!

I am moving most my BS over to: Instagram: DireDanBear TikTok: DireDanBear Threads: DireDanBear! Come have more of this!!

@JuniperGrimm It will instead bring joy and unitittie to twitter 😂

Enjoy my humor! Honestly, I wish I could post this on the clock app, but I would absolutely not have my account by 6am EST.

@HumansNoContext Schön.

BS was not a clever joke, Bluesky same thing. basically if you see DireDanBear it is PROBABLY me

yeah sex is cool but have you ever had a professor bring his jane austen and charles dickens action figures to class

Ey I guess patreon gifting is a thing now, so wanna give somoene a terrible christmas gift? Now you can! patreon.com/SamRandom13/gi…

Elon Musk Predictably Lashes Out Over Dana Carvey's Mocking Impression Of Him On 'SNL' ebx.sh/bTDsac

On the day of her baby shower, 18-year-old Texan Nevaeh Crain began miscarrying and after 3 ER visits, 2 ultrasounds and 20 hours of being denied the medical procedure she desperately needed… she died. If only she had kept her “legs closed”, right @ksorbs?

@maeeparfait GOOD!

“Fuck a fan” videos are NEVER happening now that’s for fuckin sure lmao

I swear I kept telling everyone not to tell Dave... Fucking Dave!

Men are simple creatures

YIKES

@dustyteatime Taaack!! Hav baby.