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@GavinNewsom You'll lose in the Supreme Court fa990t

A federal court found Alabama’s maps were intentionally ERASING Black representation. Yeah. We noticed. And we won’t forget. MAGA must pay a political price for attacking voting rights.

@MrsWilkesX Was he deemed to be a retard and given a suspended sentence?

5 years ago Laura Miles, a 61byear old safety manager working in Chesapeake, Virginia, was abducted and murdered , Her husband heard a struggle over the phone, and her body was found in a wooded area. 19 year old Raheem Lakont was arrested and convicted of the murder.

@TMZ Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck off

Nikki Glaser says "racist" jokes at Kevin Hart Roast felt forced 😬 Video: bit.ly/3PCfTzD

@samstein @SarahLongwell25 @RealCandaceO Sure Jan

NEW: Increasingly in @SarahLongwell25's focus groups, a name keeps popping up among MAGA voters as someone they'd like to see lead the ticket in 2028. That someone: @RealCandaceO thebulwark.com/p/were-not-tal…

@DemzDeliver We've raised our prices 50% but there's a sale and all prices are dropped 9%!

🚨 Under Gavin Newsom, homelessness in California has dropped 9%.

@marknorm D’Lon

so distracted, I thought that was Elon

@AmericanaAesth Crazy that an average girl during the 40s would be an 8 today. No wonder young people stopped having sex

A sailor and his girl at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier (1943)

@60Minutes Who gives a flying fuck what Sally Field thinks about anything

Sally Field memorized the First Amendment as a child. The Oscar winner says she now understands "it like never before," stressing that "this fragile thing called democracy needs to be protected."

@SpencerHakimian Your trolling needs work

Hahahaha the MAGA cucks got really sensitive about this one. Follow me on Instagram where we laugh at these beta losers daily!

Missing your son’s wedding to attend a staged assassination attempt is crazy work.

@KyleKulinski You're the uber-cuck of the left

You mean the MAGA movement

@AuronMacintyre As disappointing as Trump can be, these idiots are so much worse

Turns out all the Never Trump guys who suddenly loved him for the Iran war never stopped hating him and the minute he decided to cross Israel they all turned on him immediately Shocking I know

@avidseries You brag about blocking people in your bio, d-bag . I remember when the Left was on the side of the working man. Seems like a long time ago now

I'd quote-tweet him directly, but he long ago blocked me.

It's almost impossible to view these people as anything other than insecure downwardly-mobile losers afraid of competition from more talented immigrants.

@BookDJSeanG @LeoFeldmanNEWS @Newsweek Thanks for chiming in...DJ Sean G lol

@LeoFeldmanNEWS @Newsweek What an embarrassment to black history with this total dipshit

I just asked Justice Thomas about the ceremony he just participated in by swearing-in Kevin Warsh as the new Fed Chair. Watch his reaction here. More on @Newsweek

I didn't realize it's 2030

@DefiantLs MSNBC has good makeup people. He almost looks like a real woman

Jennifer Welch on JD Vance, "He is married to a woman of Indian descent. He has mixed race children… if this man will not defend his wife and his kids, do you think he gives a crap about you?"

@DefiantLs Fortunately for Mike, Princeton lowered its standards

Michelle Obama: "All my scores said I did not belong in Princeton… and people saw my skin color and they said ‘you are aiming too high’”

@sukh_saroy That explains blacks

A team of researchers in New Zealand followed 1,037 babies from the day they were born for the next 45 years to find out what actually determines a successful adult life, and the strongest predictor they found had almost nothing to do with intelligence or family wealth. The findings have been published in the most prestigious scientific journals in the world. Almost no parent has heard of them. His name is Avshalom Caspi. Her name is Terrie Moffitt. They are a husband and wife research team based at Duke University and King's College London, and the study they have spent their careers running is called the Dunedin Multidisciplinary Health and Development Study. It started in 1972 in a single hospital in Dunedin, New Zealand. Every baby born there in a 12-month window was enrolled. 1,037 of them. The study is still running today. The retention rate is the part that should astonish anyone familiar with how research usually works. After more than 45 years, over 90 percent of the original participants are still being tracked. Most longitudinal studies lose half their sample inside ten years. The Dunedin team has lost almost nobody. They measured everything. Blood. DNA. Brain scans. Income. Criminal records. Romantic relationships. Drug use. Dental health. Sleep. Mental health. Lung function. They flew participants who had moved abroad back to Dunedin every few years for a full day of assessments. Some of those people now live in seven different countries. They still show up. For the first decade of life, the team did something nobody else was doing systematically. They measured each child's self-control. Not IQ. Not family income. Not parenting style. Self-control. They watched 3-year-olds in a research lab and rated their ability to wait, regulate frustration, follow instructions, and resist impulsive reactions. They added teacher ratings. They added parent ratings. They added the children's own self-reports as they grew older. They combined all of it into a single highly reliable score. Then they did the thing nobody else had the patience to do. They waited. When the data came in at age 32, the result was so consistent it should be illegal to teach a child without it. The children who scored lowest on self-control at age 3 grew into adults with worse physical health, more substance dependence, lower incomes, more credit card debt, higher rates of single parenthood, more criminal convictions, and worse mental health than the children who scored highest. The pattern was not subtle. It was a clean gradient. Every step up in childhood self-control produced a measurable step up in adult outcomes across every domain the team could measure. The detail that should disturb every parent reading this is what happened when the researchers controlled for the obvious objections. When they controlled for IQ, the effect held. When they controlled for family income and social class, the effect held. When they compared siblings inside the same family, the sibling with lower self-control still had worse adult outcomes than the sibling with higher self-control. Same parents. Same house. Same dinner table. The trait was running independently of everything researchers expected to explain it. The paper landed in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences in 2011. The title was as plain as it gets. "A gradient of childhood self-control predicts health, wealth, and public safety." It has been cited thousands of times since. Almost no policy maker has acted on it. The reason most people resist this finding is that it sounds like a sentence handed down before the child could speak. If the trait that determines your adult life is locked in by age 3, the rest of your life is a formality. The Dunedin researchers say that is the wrong way to read the data. They found something else in the same paper that almost nobody quotes. Some of the children whose self-control scores improved between childhood and adolescence ended up with adult outcomes far better than their early scores predicted. The trait is not destiny. It is a muscle. Children who learned to wait, regulate, and resist between ages 5 and 15 caught up with kids who started ahead. Self-control is the one childhood trait nobody seems to teach on purpose anymore. Schools focus on test scores. Parents focus on activities. Coaches focus on performance. The part of the brain that decides between five seconds from now and five years from now is left to develop on its own, and the data shows it usually does not. The most uncomfortable part of the research is the cost calculation Moffitt and Caspi ran. They estimated that if a country could move the bottom 20 percent of children up one rung on the self-control ladder, it would measurably reduce healthcare spending, welfare dependency, and incarceration costs at the national level. The intervention is cheaper than almost any other public health investment available. Almost no country has tried it at scale. The reason adults struggle with money, weight, addiction, and relationships is rarely intelligence. It is the gap between what you want right now and what you want in ten years, and which side of that gap your nervous system is built to listen to. Most people lost that fight at age 4 and never went back to learn the technique. You were not behind because life dealt you a bad hand. You were behind because the part of you that decides between right now and the rest of your life was never taught how to choose. The good news is the muscle is still there. Almost nobody trains it after age 10. You can be the one who does.

@FootballCravee He morphed into fat Deebo

Brandon Aiyuk makes his first post in 2 months as he continues to ghost the 49ers

Today, we honor Harvey Milk — a San Francisco icon who believed that hope, courage, and community could change the world. As a Bay Area team, we're proud to carry forward the spirit of a city that has always stood for belonging, equality, and inclusion. His legacy lives in all of us. Happy Harvey Milk Day.

@Ericland55 @BenVolin You should log off once in a while. Almost nobody in the real world gives a shit about this

@BenVolin Not to mention making himself toxic to the advertising community. The boy done fucked up.

Giants starting QB just divided his locker room