Mrs Sasha James

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@ineedalibrarian You walked into the joke about the Eye, I couldn’t help myself.

@Real_SashaJames AUNT SASHA. HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS.

Is this how the universe treats me????? I use my Doors to pop back to Seattle for a quick turn around Pike Place and I get FISH THROWN AT MY HEAD????????????????

@ineedalibrarian // kit drawing by @vampiredebuff , og photo by me, and yes the og photo does feature real person Kepler almost getting his ass beat by a sockeye salmon

@ineedalibrarian Something something beholding.

@ineedalibrarian As a gentle alternative ask them to help you pick out a NON human eyeball, maybe —!

@Real_SashaJames I KNOW THAT BUT THEYRE ONLY OFFERING ME HUMAN EYEBALLS, SASHA

I love my big hot mannequin wife more than life but I do have to draw the line on swapping out the eyepatch for one of her dubiously sourced prosthetics

@ineedalibrarian Kit, there are actual eye prosthetics as an option,

Like babe. Love of my life. Light of my heart. That is definitely a human person's old eye, babe. I support all your crimes but I'm not putting that in one of my face holes.

I am two years happily married as of today!

@twistingarchive It’s not really about you personally, I know the Twisting quite well.

@Real_SashaJames Ha! I have that Effect.

Looking at another Sasha never quite makes me feel at *ease*, but …

This is how we find out that Nottie’s Twitter account is linked to some god-forsaken Strangercore custom domain email that seems currently inaccessible. Everyday shit for us.

Happy Valentine’s, love ♥️ @humansasha

// OH SHIT?!?!?!! God DAMN did these years fly #MyTwitterAnniversary

Happy New Year, by the way! [A picture of a polaroid of Sasha, Nottie and Anya dressed up and celebrating the New Year. Sasha and Nottie have champagne glasses and Anya has ribbons in her hair.]

// well im gwynoblade on tumblr and i made one for sasha in case i do end up wanting to rp, catch her at realsashajames

@MischiefCherry Yes, of course!

@Real_SashaJames CAN LACY GO TRICK OR TREATING WITH CHERRY

Nottie even made Lacy a costume for trick-or-treating!

// photo credit ofc to @steadydrum

@AssistantSasha That’s the hard part, unfortunately.

Oh there’s — ah.

Another loose NotThem. Hm.