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@john322226 @john322226 but I see you dey eat Akara and bread this morning na 😂

The goodnews is that i got paid. Tell me congratulations.. not easy but God did

During the Nigeria-Biafra civil war, my grandpa was the commander in charge of the Abagana province. When they executed the famous Abagana ambush, the code word used was “OSULA!!!” (Meaning it has started) Recently when my grandpa found out that a Newcastle player is named OSULA, he became emotional and bought himself a Newcastle jersey Since then, my whole family supports Newcastle United 🤍🖤

APC is the first political party to share pants as campaign materials 🤣

A moving man will always meet his luck.

Real Madrid isn’t only the owner of Barcelona on the pitch, we are also the owner of their fans off the pitch. Done deal ✅👍

After all the shock and trauma he has endured, seeing John reunited with his precious mother brings tears of joy to our eyes. The moment they met, the embrace, the relief… and that beautiful smile on their faces it is a testimony that God never abandons His children. Oh thank You Jesus 🙏 What the enemy meant for evil, God has turned into joy. As it is written in the Bible, “Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning” Psalm 30:5 Today, that morning has come for John and his family. We pray that this smile will never depart from you and your household. May the peace of God heal every trauma, restore every lost moment, and fill your hearts with unshakable joy. May the Lord continue to protect you, strengthen you, and cover your family under His mighty wings IJN 🙏 Let this testimony remind us all God is still in the business of miracles.

“Will you sell your account to me for $20k” Me:

Coming from an Arsenal fan 🤣💔 Not surprised 🤗

Another bandit receives the bandit treatment. I love this, we should normalise upgrading them to their ancestors

@AfiaDimple_ @jamiu_ayomide20 Shey the shoutout go reach my side so ? 😊

Nothin beats when it’s time for me to give shoutouts to my real loyal mutuals 🫵🎉

Carter we stood up from bed, tie wrapper for waist like woman and continues to stream dey shout ‘thank you for the sub’…. If this boy buy cyber truck this year, I no go dey surprise cos this hustle spirit dey m•d me 😭😂✨

@tobyasky Arsenal 0- 2 Newcastle 🟥

I’ve been thinking of how to spice up our prediction today. Winner gets £10. Arsenal v Newcastle. Predict CORNER results and ONE goalscorer in the game, any goalscorer. Last time, someone was using different burners to predict, I caught him and disqualified him. It’s not worth it. This is for fun purposes. If you win, and you don’t want the money, tell me who to send to. Let’s go. Corner score and any goalscorer.

@5starbarber_1 Guy careful o Very important

I was not attacked o.. Na me go loose guard wey bottle wey dem throw go meet me during the protest. I feel much better now😊👍

Arsenal 0- 2 Newcastle 🟥

A moving girl will meet her luck one day.

@Anderson_MCI @Big_Jeremiahh Arsenal 0- 2 Newcastle 🟥

Arsenal 1-1 Newcastle

Davido said i'm a mermaid 🤭🥹❤️

Na to find you one Nigerian name 😂😂 🇬🇭❤️🇳🇬

I woke up to breakfast in bed this morning 😍❤️ Hubby didn’t wake me, said I needed the rest after a long week 🥹 House spotless, weekend free… soft life activated 💃 Then I checked my phone… Elon don drop something for weekend 💰💵 😂 Omo God when? 😭