laura ♌

today I walked 4 miles and saw some highland cows 🐮🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

when i got diagnosed with bpd my mum looked it up and then said "and this is something you develop? that's not right you've been like this for your whole life" 😭 and she was right because it turns out i have adhd 😭😭

@DuckDuckTweeter @nocontextmemes crazy if true, but what's it got to do with this tweet about coffee?

@nocontextmemes Aubrey Plaza is an unprofessional and problematic individual who makes fake rumours. She likes to accuse every male colleague of being a sexist. She has accused Michael Cera of being a rapist without evidence. He has quietly disappeared from hollywood.

@yoursilentcynic @andrewrhol no because the ultimatum is people who are already in a couple and everyone can see each other. love is blind is nobody knows each other and nobody can see each other. very different! :)

@andrewrhol Is it in any form similar to The Ultimatum: Queer Love but for gay men?

I would be SO SEATED for a gay guy Love Is Blind. It would be utter chaos and not a good look for the community but I’d watch every episode. Hell I’d apply to participate.

i love The Middle but those kids should've beat Frankie and Mike with bats

@ddlanyone89 @MediumSizeMeech what story omg

@MediumSizeMeech Will never see him the same since that story about his friend

Oh it’s bad alright

everything #will be okay 🌀🐛🌱🌤️🌈✨🛝🫧🌳🐒

can i get a eta on “this too shall pass”

yesterday i walked 3½ miles and had herby lemon chicken with honey roasted veg and sweet potato mash for dinner 💚

loving the new @TheSims update! the loading screen shows and then the entire thing goes black and nothing happens until it crashes my game 😍😍😍 thanks!! #thesims

@pugsyunknown @MissSassbox ok but why do you think that was up to her or has anything to do with her whatsoever...

@MissSassbox Her grandfather bombed my town to dust but i’m glad you think she looks healthy

you can tell she is. she looks better than ever. her energy seems so much more balanced. proud of her and anyone else trying to make changes in their life right now, while living in an absolute blender of society.

EXCUSE ME?????? she's literally the queen as well 😭😭

my man said i love you on the second date. i felt it too but no way i was trusting that so i ignored him. he said it again on the third date and simply just never stopped saying it after that been together 3 years, we're getting married in summer ❤️

@MendessPls @FaXistic ok, im gonna take mine anyway we will likely never be on a plane together so you don't need to worry about what i would do, focus on yourself and im sure you'd get out with time to spare :)

@RealityTelly @FaXistic That's not true - aircraft are certified to be evacuated in 90 seconds. That's why you GO without your dumb bags.

The liability of carriers for baggage is capped at like $2000. If you have more than 1 laptop in your bag, you better take it it with you

@MendessPls @FaXistic in 3 minutes nobody is getting off, especially not me in a window seat. i will perish with my belongings on me lol

@RealityTelly @FaXistic We need more videos of the plane that blows up in 3 minutes. we see these videos where everyone is safe and ppl think that's the only outcome. There have been many ppl who die from fire in slow evacuations.

@thedarnjohnson @FaXistic right! highly likely you would have the bag ready to go before the slide even hit the ground

@RealityTelly @FaXistic People always say it's like "If you spend even a few seconds you're delaying other people." It's between my feet, I'll grab it as I stand. And I've seen how people deboard airplanes, I'm supposed to believe they'll somehow be faster and more organized in an emergency?

@derb_jd @FaXistic i always get a window seat so i have to wait for other people to move anyway, i also wouldn't put it on, its a backpack they have handles at the top you can just hold it & go?? it feels like a non issue, the time & space saved by leaving it would be negligible

@RealityTelly @FaXistic Because If you are holding a bag in front of you, or putting a backpack on, you are taking up more length in the aisles. It’s not just time but also space

@devastatingstan @CeraGibson well i still would've matched him and i wouldn't have been put off by the fact he's a liar so... he could also just have not put his height at all, lying about it only shows people you can't be trusted 🤷‍♀️

@RealityTelly @CeraGibson Because if he put 5’1’’ in his profile he thinks he would get no matches. Is everything in your CV totally objective and truthful or would you add certain phrases and achievements in to get try and make it past a recruiter’s checklist?

I went on a date with a man that said he was 5’8”. I am 5’6”. I was taller than him in normal shoes. Idgaf. I will date a man shorter than me. I didn’t even care that he lied. I get it. Shits rough, but he INSISTED that I was 5’9” at least. Guys, I so am not lol. No one would mistake me for being taller than 5’6”. People usually think I’m shorter than I am even, because I’m just small. This man made me take off my shoes and we stood back to back in a bowling alley parking lot. I was STILL taller than him. I laughed and said “I really don’t care, but I am 5’6”. I’ll sho you my drivers license.” He could not let it go. Said I could have lied on my drivers license. JUST BE YOURSELF. You’re not gonna convince me that I’m tall lol. We’re both small. Let’s be small together. Who gaf 🥴