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@80sHorrorDoc I swear, you guys are going to bankrupt me!

@horrorgeek I remember the first time I saw The Story of Ricky, it was a VHS bootleg without subtitles or dubbing. I had no idea what was going on but that didn’t reduce how much I loved it. 🤣

Reminder that The Story of Ricky contains a fight scene where a guy obliterates another guy's head with his bare hands... And somehow it’s hilarious. Read all about this hilarious splatter classic (and 49 others...) in Sick Flicks: Volume 1! amzn.to/4bk4mff

@ashleevrik Trans women are women who have a right of way

Transphobia check. Let your phone complete the sentence “Trans women are…”

@poe_collector This one too 😭

The holy quadrinity

@comingupconnor Wasn’t she involved with NXIVM for a few years?

No offence but she was like one of the prettiest women I’ve ever seen anywhere, where did she go after the mid 2000s?

@nypost I imagine he was fairly surprised by the official DHS Fuck Plane too if I’m honest.

Kristi Noem weighs in on report husband lives cross-dressing double life: 'The family was blindsided by this' trib.al/iJEUqZZ

@SnazzyLabs Well, at least not yet.

I’m blindsided that there was finally a Republican sex scandal that didn’t involve minors.

@anon_opin Firstly, I’ve never heard anyone refer to their favourite band like this. Secondly, what if I do know one of the band members quite well & have met the others a few times? Am I allowed to then?

Stop referring to your favourite bands as "the lads" or "the boys". You don't know them personally, and they have no idea you even exist. It's weird.

@fesshole I’ve had a couple published, I’m not admitting which though as my partner reads these too.

This again. Reply if we've published YOUR fess. You don't have to out yourself with exactly which fess, unless you really want to.

@GendoWasRight But what if I used to call my grandma “Skeletor”?

I hope you people aren't giving out your real information for security questions... If they ask the name of your grandma, go with Skeletor or something.

Everybody who sees this tweet should double-check if you're still following me, and retweet this for wider visibility.

@TomCampbell Surely it’s got to be 4-part at most

This is gonna make an incredible 10-part Netflix documentary

@theyorkshirevet Pyometra?

is able to help her. 3/3

Hope you all had a nice weekend. We noticed last week just how sharp some of you were in diagnosing Harry the sheep’s condition from our preview clip. Maybe some vets or farmers out there? Maybe it’s just 10 years of watching this show! So let’s see how you do this week … 1/2

@LarryBundyJr Spec Ops: The Line possibly?

Can anyone think of a game where the twist is YOU are the final boss? Only one that comes to mind for me is Shadow of the Colossus. (Though the bad ending to Resident Evil 9 totally missed an opportunity there)

@isaaczburke So your entire family is made up of weird cunts then?

Judge Brian Cregan has threatened to ban Martina Burke, Ammi Burke and me from all future court hearings involving Enoch Burke, our son and brother. We wrote to the High Court today objecting to this unjust and unlawful proposal. burkebroadcast.com/2026/03/25/a-l…

@realJosiahBurke @EnochBurke Your brother is a fucking moron. All he had to do was not turn up at a school after being asked, then told, to stay away. All this can end if he just stops being so weird & creepy.

My brother teacher @EnochBurke is spending tonight in a tiny prison cell in Ireland after refusing to use “they/them” pronouns for a child. This is now over 600 days behind bars. Judges now want to ban his family from attending court. BUT THE TRUTH WILL NEVER BE SILENCED.

@BladeoftheS When we say “air drop”, from how high & do we have to give them a parachute?

Lets do it.

@horrormuseum Ok, that’s enough internet for today!

Okay, what?!

@fesshole He was wanking to Minecraft? Each to their own I suppose.

I suspected my husband was watching porn on his laptop. I installed a small spy cam in his bookshelf. Turned out he was playing Minecraft. He's 44. This is worse than porn.

@Ivankatrumpne “That guy in Australia who tortured & raped all of those dogs might give Trump a run for his money but I can’t disagree with your overall view Mr Ruffalo.”

Actor Mark Ruffalo recently called Donald Trump “the worst human being in the world”. What would you like to say to Mark?