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@RealEmirHan The Iron Giant’s Superman exit.

FFS. Another decent film leaving Netflix soon.

@jojubs Was it a successful meeting?

Town hall meeting with the Americans this afternoon. Didn’t get home in time so had to join from a lay-by in the arse end of nowhere, camera off, bladder full, pissed in a bottle of Pepsi Max. The romance of life on the road.

@capnbobfrapples Who is LYON? Your cousin? No, wait….You said lads which is plural. So is it Léonce, Yahdiel, Olivier and Nicodème?

I’m in fucking LYON. LYON seems a great bunch of lads. Wonderful. I’m drinking wine.

GRAB AN EMPTY KITCHEN ROLL

Wicked. That last episode was so clever, like Vince Gilligan wrote that first and built everything around it. Oh man, that was so good. Best finale to a show I’ve ever seen. #BreakingBad

Ha! I said the boost looked like Yoshi on his mushrooms in Mario Kart. Nice one Leclerc.

Only the Brave. Wow, Jesus. It's been quite a while since a film made me cry like that.

@jojubs @sleafordmods Happy Birthday…. Jolly Fuckerrrr!

Top birthday night in Notts enjoying the incredible @sleafordmods

Am convinced I was put on this earth to always end up with the last two tablets and discard the foil packet.

Dumb & Dumber. I can’t remember last time I watched a film like it where it’s made me laugh throughout.

Why is it always the good people that have to die? Why not take the rancid idiots instead? It’s a cruel world we live in.

Had to watch Se7en again before it leaves Netflix and that ending is still one of the best moments in movieland.

Right now, inmates are shouting dibs on first fist up an ex-prince.

NETFLIX - are you having a laugh? Of all the films you could choose, you bin these three masterpieces

I viewed Cruz Beckham's video "For Your Love" and think he should keep his mouth closed a little more - it makes him look a bit gormless.

The idea that notebooks and handwriting have become irrelevant in classrooms doesn't resonate with me - I use pen and paper every single workday. I love writing and doodling.

Happy Valentine’s Day 💕

Eric Draven was wrong - it CAN rain all the time

Bad Bunny was the worst Super Bowl Half Time Show since Maroon 5.

Lewis Hamilton and Kim Kardashian?