jojubs

You'll be hard pressed to find another captain of industry who's having a working lunch like this.

Never had a Grifter though. We weren’t made of fucking money,

I had a load of Evel Knievel toys as a child including the stunt cycle and some die cast vehicles. Also, Christmas included a satsuma in a Black Beauty pillow case with the presents. I thought you should know.

Can’t help but think the majority of the faux religious zealots getting their annual hard/wide on about Easter eggs are only using it as an excuse not to buy one. Get angry about things that matter you twats, like the fact they’re fucking hollow not solid. Never got over that.

@M4ttso Not seen that before, will have to check it out.

@jojubs He can go bollocks. I recently bought this btw.

Breaking News: John Terry demanding FIFA review and rule out the Allies equaliser in Escape to Victory.

@RebecR Didn’t spill a drop so I’m taking that as a win.

@jojubs Was it a successful meeting?

Town hall meeting with the Americans this afternoon. Didn’t get home in time so had to join from a lay-by in the arse end of nowhere, camera off, bladder full, pissed in a bottle of Pepsi Max. The romance of life on the road.

I thought the movie Pearl Harbour was the biggest cringe about Pearl Harbour but not any more. Fuck sake.

I have questions regarding Jimmy Hill’s footwear.

The smell of a St Eval Bay and Rosemary candle mixed with the aroma of caramelised onion sausages in the air fryer is simply divine. I’ll fight you to the death (naked) if you dare to disagree.

West Ham to stay up and win the FA Cup, Spurs go down. Trust me on this. #TheFootball

TCR. Total Control Racing.

Might add myself to my school’s Wikipedia page under Notable Alumni.

Just had a light brunch of pea soup again.

Might go to the gym at lunchtime like some sort of mega Yuppie.

Don’t attempt to be a flash twat when taking a penalty if you’re not a flash twat. Lesson learned. #COYI

Quisling says what?

What did they start serving in flat roof pubs that made the clientele so supportive of Zionism?

If we are going to get involved maybe we should wait a couple of years, you know, return the favour.

Just had pea soup for brunch.