Aria 🏳️‍⚧️

Need someone to come rip these fishnets open (and then replace them because I do actually really like them)

Making my extrovert sub wear a remote controlled vibrator to the party so I can subtlety let them know when I’m tired and I want to leave.

date idea - we stare into each others eyes and the first person to do something gay is, in fact, a f@ggot

@equine__dentist Average Boston resident

don’t talk to me until i’ve had my fishbowl of coffee

I flirt by liking your tweets

Little spoon so I can fall asleep while getting felt up and big spoon so I can fall asleep with one hand on their chest and another down their pants

Getting horny from making someone else horny is so much more fun

Remember when they posted Blaze in a Lesbian field on 4/20. I do

"would you really meet your oomfs" girl id probably tie up my oomfs if they asked idc

Daydreaming about cuddling a gf

need a partner that actually likes public displays of affection, like please hold my hand and give me random hugs and kisses while we're out, i want people to know im yours

Nooooo I sneezed and scared my cat out of my lap :(

if they ever invent portal technology first things first I’m robbing a bank second thing autofellatio

@cavernousfeller Canon event

i fell asleep doing my tribe towers on nikke and woke up to my phone still on burning with the heat of 1000 suns

mating press mating press mating press

Twitter has actually worked so well for me ive made so many actual friends from twitter that i dont feel lonely anymore c: THE LOVE OF UR LIFE IS ON TWITTER!!!

So many lesbians on my feed I forgot straight women were real for a second

I gotta stop e-flirtin ive got 3 e-pussies to e-eat tomorrow ‼️