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Every time I see someone driving a Cybertruck I can’t help but think how breathtakingly stupid that person must be.

Paid $4.50 a gallon today. Just saying.

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You wouldn’t marry someone who lied to you like this. You wouldn’t be friends with someone who lied to you like this. You wouldn’t do business with someone who lied to you like this. You wouldn’t work for someone who lied to you like this. You’d want nothing to do with someone who lied to you like this.

He’s graduated from calling a female reporter “piggy” to now calling a female reporter a bitch.

I asked the president why focus on these projects now amid the backdrop of the war in Iran and as gas prices soar. He said the question was “stupid” and a “disgrace to the country” saying he’s “fixing” the reflecting pool.

“I like my emails hacked, not stirred.”

Trump is dying. They’re slowly killing him.

The fact that Donald Trump frequently falls asleep in meetings, the bruises on his hands, and the marks on his neck are on the world agenda. ​What do you think is wrong with Trump?

Mark Hamill is a HERO; Donald Trump is a ZERO. Who Agrees ✋✋

I prefer my presidents not look like they’re auditioning for The Walking Dead.

THE WHITE HOUSE IS A JOKE. WHILE ALL YOU CAN DO IS POST A CARTOON OF BIDEN SLEEPING, WE HAVE THE RECEIPTS. BIDEN DIDN'T SLEEP IN A SINGLE MEETING. NOT ONE. WHILE DONALD IS FATNAPPING IN EVERY MEETING. YOU'RE PATHETIC.

@RepFine @MarkHamill Man are you fucking fat

.@MarkHamill is a sad, deranged man. Thankfully he posted this disgusting garbage on BlueSky so almost nobody saw it. But let’s be clear: this kind of vile, unhinged rhetoric from Hollywood elites is exactly what has fueled three assassination attempts against President Trump. It’s time to hold these celebrities accountable for the violence they inspire.

🚨 BREAKING: Iran rejects Trump administration’s Strait of Hormuz deal as ‘unrealistic’ Senior official Mohsen Rezaei says Tehran will not accept the U.S. proposal unless it includes full reparations for war damage. Iran demands “tangible benefits,” not symbolic concessions, and vows to continue its resistance.

They’re actively suppressing the Epstein posts in here. Please RT! Do not stop talking about the Trump/Epstein pedofiles. Do not stop talking about the Trump/Epstein pedofiles. Do not stop talking about the Trump/Epstein pedofiles. Do not stop talking about the Trump/Epstein pedofiles.

BREAKING on @MSNOWNews: A physical library containing all 3.5 million pages of the publicly-released Epstein files—bound and printed in 3,437 volumes—is coming to NYC. The Trump-Epstein Memorial Reading Room opens tomorrow, May 8th: trumpepsteinreadingroom.com

The Patriot way

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Joe Biden stuttered sometimes though

I don’t ever wanna hear about “Sleepy Joe” again. This dude is a narcoleptic rotting mess