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@nodqdotcom This is silliness.

It was officially confirmed that Oba Femi has relinquished his world title match, earned by winning King of the Ring, to face Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam instead. Femi explained why to Paul Heyman: "We both know if I would have went for it, he'd have cost me anyway."

@ApronBump Because Savio is better

Sorry I'm a little late but what THE FUCK do you mean they replaced SHAWN MICHAELS with SAVIO VEGA??? LMAO?????

@BNightengale @himynameis_shay This tweet definitely brought out the “best and brightest” among us.

Jordan Walker hoping his HR Derby title can help open doors in the Black community to play baseball

@uvanpuffelen @thatdayin1992 Did you build your house?

@thatdayin1992 What does “human right” mean, is a homeless person entitled to other people’s labour to build him a house?

Counterpoint: Nobody should be homeless. Having a home should be a human right.

@StatsSAC It all starts with AA. I’m not sure he’s up to the challenge. He’s been coasting for a long time.

A few truths from Braves first half: -Anyone would take 15 games over .500 -Team is more volatile than other contenders -Ronald must be Ronald for true WS chances -Notable additions needed for lineup and rotation, must be aggressive w/ prospects over next few weeks

@curraheevet @danishacarterr Cool

@Redbyrd2 @danishacarterr lol. Ok. lol Actually, you don’t understand how politics work. stay ignorant (stupid/low IQ). It’s not your fault.

no idea how republicans bamboozled so many people into thinking they were the “good with money” party but LOL

@JDVance Both of you are hoes

Lindsey Graham came from humble beginnings and became one of the most powerful lawmakers in the most powerful nation on Earth. His story was a fundamentally American one. Early in my Senate tenure, I remember getting into a shouting match with Lindsey about a Ukraine funding bill at lunch and then learning the very next day that he was pushing rail legislation I really cared about behind the scenes. That was Lindsey Graham. He fought like hell for the things he believed in, and he was just as willing to go to bat for you when it counted. Lindsey had the best sense of humor in the Senate. He loved the game of politics. He was constantly asking which races were up and down, and how he could help. As he liked to say, “I don't care if you're an isolationist or a religious fanatic, so long as you have an R next to your name, I want you to win.” We certainly had our disagreements. But I couldn't help but like him. A one of a kind figure in our politics. I'll be praying for him and his family.

@johnhawkinsrwn Keep your shitty parents out of your house at 80

Kick Your Kids Out of the House at 18 There was never a question that I would be leaving home at 18. My parents did help me with college, and I came home on the weekends a lot my freshman year, but much less so as time went on. When I got out of college, moving home wasn't an option. My parents didn't want me there, and I would have been ashamed to mooch off them. Instead, I got a crap job, got roommates, and started making it on my own while driving a barely functional car my parents got me in high school. Did I visit? Did I ask for advice? Did I get some help from my parents here and there? Absolutely. But you're not really an adult living your own life until you're out of your parents' house. "Oh, but it's tougher today...." No, it's not. Early on, my jobs sucked. I always had roommates. I had very little money. It was not fun, but I sucked it up and made it work. That doesn't make me exceptional; it just means I was doing what an adult was expected to do. One way or the other, kids shouldn't be staying with their parents through their mid-twenties. They need to get out on their own, make their own way, and forge their own identity as something other than Mama and Daddy's little boy or girl.

@curraheevet @danishacarterr They’re in control now, dunb bitch

@danishacarterr Yeah, cuz the GOP was in control, how many out of the last 20 years?

@SenJohnKennedy Only reason we weep is because you aren’t down there with him

America weeps.

@findyourownUN @osintsean @sondraa You really need to work on your game

@osintsean @sondraa Yes. I never took naps at all. Never. When I started to age, I started to sleep around 9pm and woke at 5-6am. I had zero clue her age, but sleeping 12 hours is a lie. I’ve never slept 12 hours in my life. She’s engagement baiting brother.

I just slept for 12 hours

@KamalaHarris You’re all on the same team

I am saddened to learn of the passing of my former colleague, Senator Lindsey Graham. He was full of wit, energy, and charm, and he cared deeply about the Senate and the people of South Carolina. Doug and I are sending our thoughts and our prayers to his friends and loved ones.

@alfranken He was a war pig fuck who deserves nothing.

Saddened to hear of Lindsay’s death though we so regularly disagreed. But he was a good friend and an amazingly effective Senator. Also, the funniest. One Christmas break I told him my family was going to Puerto Rico. He said, “Do two fundraisers. One for those who are pro-statehood and one for those who are against it. They never talk to each other.”

@DeltaFox0910 @MarcoFoster_ Why can’t you just go fuck yourself? Maybe it isn’t everyone you admire that’s wrong. Maybe you’re just a stupid choad

@MarcoFoster_ My music and video lists are going to be nonexistent. Why can’t they just sing and act, and keep their political opinions to themselves… I don’t pay for their political views, nor will I.

Dave Matthews: “This father and grandfather who was murdered by ICE in Houston, Texas. Then they say he’s not even the guy they were looking for. Well then don’t pull the trigger you assholes. It just makes me mad. I want to send this to the memory of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo”

@piersmorgan You guys fucking suck. You run around ransacking the world and acting only in your own interests and expect to have your pimply asses kissed at all times. A bunch of babies. Go fuck yourself because when your time comes, you’re gonna find out that nobody loves you either

Seeing the despicably cruel, heartless and abusive way that many people in UK and US have responded to the deaths of conservative politicians, Ann Widdecombe and Lindsey Graham, reminds me that the least kind people on earth are ironically those on the #BeKind woke left.

@scottcoleman55 He’s the best GM the Phillies ever had

I cannot possibly tweet any more how badly Alex Anthopoulos botched the offseason with the rotation

@RyanLottinger AA doesn’t really do the work at the trade deadline either.

Every year we hear the same thing. "It's a seller's market" You know what we have never heard? "It's a buyers market" Maybe do the hard work in the offseason.

@HQNewsNow Can we get him a Luigi?

Vance: My life is-- dude, totally transformed. People go to the grocery store for me. I don't have to cook anymore because I have an army of people willing to cook my food. No more TSA lines for me.

@FinalBossXL @SavoldiNetwork Either way, Meltzer was right.

@SavoldiNetwork Where did I question Jerry Jarrett? I didn't. I wrote: "Dave Meltzer is now claiming Jerry Jarrett would have been a better TNA booker than Vince Russo." The words are right there. Where did you see me say, "Jerry Jarrett never had any success in wrestling as a booker?"

Dave Meltzer is now claiming Jerry Jarrett would have been a better TNA booker than Vince Russo. "Journalist" my ass. Dave's a dirtsheet writer 24/7, 365. To the marks, Dave Meltzer is their king, and Vince Russo is the Antichrist of professional wrestling.

@TemptationTech @mhdksafa You can’t suck wealth out of their dicks, you know.

Mr Beast is fixing the water problem not the UN. Elon doesn’t have a trillion dollars, it’s the value of his companies. Jeff Bezos started out selling books. All you do is complain on X, Elons free speech platform while asking the public for charity. If you cared you’d be on the ground in GAZA cooking food for kids.

I don't want to tax the rich because I hate Elon Musk or I am jealous of Jeff Bezos. I want to tax the rich because Elon Musk has a trillion dollars and Jeff Bezos $255 billion and 266 million people are facing acute hunger while 2.1 billion people lack access to drinking water.