Ronald “The Spoon” Witherspoon

Hey Clay Travis you are an absolute brain dead fuck face. “A&M is the best team in the country” Get off national television dork

One last tap in with @coachnutty123 @RedflyRonald #bvirl

Dudes will go by some obscure nickname like “Beans” through the entirety of college then announce their first job on LinkedIn and get comments talm bout some “Congrats William!”

Boobs are so sick

Get this geriatric off my television screen. No curry either 😭😭😭 #please

yea i have a porn addiction porn myself another miller lite

Would you rather live in Portland Oregon or blow your head off? #LMK

Jerking off in bathrooms you wouldn’t even wash your hands in #tuggertuesday

Top 5 Bevs for this White Boy Summer #podium 1. Bud Light Lime (fuck u if u think it's gay) 2. Corona 3. White Claw Limes (fuck u if u think it's gay) 4. Michelob 5. Summer Shandies (niche) HM: Nooners (would be 1 but too broke for ts) Sidenote: 3-5 interchangeable

April showers bring may flowers. Shoutout my boy @scuzz_b and shoutout avion tequila.

Who’s ready to send with the Dunn Street Senders

Sucking titties be so awkward she just lays there dead silent, probably thinking yeah nigga you my son now

I’m come to terms with it. I will not find my wife in Bloomington

If you talk on speaker phone in public you are an inbred fuck

Need luh more tilt

This might be the worst Super Bowl ever

We will see you in Miami #NeverDaunted

@TheBearsBurner Well too bad 2025 Bama was the one receiving the 30 piece. Cheers to living in the present brotha!

2020 Alabama would 30 piece this Indiana team by the way.

@Insidetheirish Probably because he doesn’t like a team that quits

Curious why Nick Marsh committed to Indiana instantly without following through with his visit to Notre Dame. Oh well.

Glad we both won. Pavia the shit talking little bitch lost and so did the tide. Hoosiers and Hawkeyes 🤝🤝🤝

@jaredsla Close the yearbook😭