James “Jizzer” Johnson

Skiing dox #sendy

@13B_SWAPPED Need as much help as I can Parker!

@JizzerJohnson Jizzer, Not really sure what’s been going on lately. I breathe and I get likes! Wish I could send some of the traffic your way. Hope all is well, friend! Best, Parker

Almost poetic how her standards are this high but will cheat on you with some random that will throw her to the ground once they’re caught banging in a bar bathroom because they didn’t even have the decency to close the stall door. No sympathy.

@cliffordmain69 I’m trying Cliff

@JizzerJohnson Need more Japan and baseball

Kansas bar tweet Japanese tweet Japanese tweet Kansas bar Japanese Japanese Kansas Baseball Kansas Kansas

@Emawnish 👀👀👀

this heat got my dick big af😭😭😭

Quite an interesting forehead shape here

@thadeuscastle69 Saw it last night so fucking good

Project Hail Mary in IMAX 10/10

@jackrd25 I wish mine was I have to change my algorithm

@JizzerJohnson Mines all baseball

@padegenerate #civilengineeringmaxxing

@wardangbill Late entry

#MutualMonday reply to this and I’ll tell you what Porsche Paint-to-Sample color you are. Starting to get creative with this stuff.

@hazardpounder I love this movie

Was about to compliment this indian dude’s mane thru his ig story then realized he unfollowed me to have a cute looking following ratio #homosexual #fuckyou

@wardangbill Not sure but we do know gay son may have clinched the series now

Toilet girl daughter or toilet guy son

When you look in the mirror and realize you have a stupid chud life

I know LeBron has some haters but I think a nation-wide protest is a little much

@JizzerJohnson Oh I’m real James “Jizzer” Johnson

One of the most demoralizing things a man can go through is not smashing his formal date. I've been on two formal trips. I smashed the first one but didn't smash the second. When my friends ask me "Did you smash?" and I say no I feel so much shame. It's not even a big deal, but I feel like I'm being judged, like my friends think I'm a beta and this girl got a free trip on my wallet. I had a great time on both formal trips, probably even more fun on the trip that I didn't smash, but the fact that I didn't smash still haunts me.

@HewbCastellanos Not very mormon of you

9:50 Hail Mary is someone gonna stop him??? #lank #beev new era #kowalski

When she says “just the tip” but you already know you’re about to risk it all

@KonaBigWavey I realized yesterday that I haven’t seen a tweet from you in a while and I checked and saw you were suspended lmao good to see you back!

@JizzerJohnson Worst 2 weeks of my life