Reel Big Fish

Do NOT play @costanzapoker It's Texas Hold 'em, But the worst hand wins. Definitely don't use #CodeRAY for free chips The RNG is rigged, the rules are backwards, and you can freely cheat your friends using God Mode. It live now but it's an elaborate April Fools Joke. I did build a heads up game client, and a stupid AI bot called CostanzaBot. He throws poop at you when he stacks you, so don't play him. Also, you can challenge your friends. but you shouldn't. In closing, this is totally free, fun, and 100% built by me for you to enjoy. That is all.

@PokerNews @pokrnews @DougPolkVids Want the Lodge (and Poker) to win, but reading Texas statutes and AG opinions, it's an uphill battle if those crimes go to trial. Looks like the state of Texas can shut down poker if it wants to with laws already in place. The only question is whether they are motivated to now.

🚨 @DougPolkVids just dropped his first YouTube video since The Lodge raid on March 10. And he’s making a massive guarantee to players: “If The Lodge does not make these people whole, I will.” Watch the full video and get the complete breakdown 👇 pokernews.com/news/2026/03/d…

The Lodge is in for a fight. Poker is illegal under state law. The things listed as an affirmative defense don't make it "permitted," they must be proved by the defense to prevent the charge from sticking at trial. Procedually, this is like claiming self defense in a murder trial

@MatrixMysteries No one is stopping them from making extra principal payments.

An American buys a $138,000 home. She sends the bank $9,286. After interest, taxes, and insurance take their cut, ONLY $952 actually touches the loan. $8,300 is PURE interest. This isn’t paying down a mortgage — it’s usury, and it should be ILLEGAL nationwide.

@rayzorfold @costanzapoker Are you sure these bots won't come back from the future to stop this madness 😆

What if you could have your own mini poker bot you configure and face off against another bot? Soon you can. Bot Wars launching 4/1, only on @costanzapoker Who's bot will reign supreme? When will I stop adding stupid features? Who knows?

@rayzorfold @costanzapoker 6 card Constanza?

Costanzomaha? Costanzaha? What am i building? Good lord, april 1st cant come soon enough. @costanzapoker

@TeamYouTube AI permabans are out of control. Two channels banned last year. One never posted and the other was footage of online poker for coaching review. No reason given. Now I can't make a channel for history themed shorts? ID: "Forged-by-History" Can a real person review?

@cakeyoself @JonnyRoot_ Stretch Armstrong couldn't have dunked that from there.

This kid could’ve thrown down one of the nastiest alley-oop dunks you’ve ever seen, but instead, he gave up his moment, so his teammate could have his behind the arc 🔥

@nickimoraa You don't know Excel until you start using VBA. Same for Outlook.

My boss assigned me to take an Excel beginner’s course online. 1 hour into this 3 hour 45 minute course, I’m realizing that I’ve been lying on all my job applications about being an expert at Excel. To clarify, knowing excel was not a requirement to getting my current job. This course was added as one my “goals” to complete in Workday in order to qualify for a raise this year.

@RichS7467086794 @SATX_Poker @Lelepokerr It's believable now that you have shifted the goal posts. Absolutely, I believe you could make more working hourly at McDonalds. It's not believable that you made so much playing poker that you no longer need to work.

@ReelBigFishAA @SATX_Poker @Lelepokerr you dont believe i stopped playing poker and earn a better living doing something else? is that really so out of reach from your perspective?

@RichS7467086794 @SATX_Poker @Lelepokerr

@SATX_Poker @Lelepokerr yes past tense b/c i dont NEED to play anymore. have a good weekend, buddy.

@RichS7467086794 @Lelepokerr This is coming from someone who can't capitalize appropriately or find the apostrophe?

@Lelepokerr @ReelBigFishAA miss high iq couldnt think of the word dichotomy

@RichS7467086794 @Lelepokerr This is just a false dichotomy created by someone who misunderstood the original post.

@Lelepokerr are we really making the "these people are so bad i cant win" argument in 2026? or, are you suggesting its rigged?

@Choppodong1 Agreed, if you can put them on KK+ it's a fold, but I don't know that you can with the game the way it is now. That's the big guess, is this jam only KK, AA, and AK? Or does it include a lot of QQ-? I don't think you have the info to really know without any history.

@ReelBigFishAA If she has KK+? Even AK is a chop. There has to be a fair amount of QQ- in here, even with dead money to make this a call imo.

Solid UTG player opens $11. UTG1 rec calls. You 3bet AKo in MP to $45. New player just sat down on BTN and cold jams $250. Folds to you. You cover. Dealer asked if she had a player card, so she’s not regular to the room at this hour. You?

@Choppodong1 There's a small chance they are doing it light (Ax suited combos and smaller pocket pairs). I agree most of the time this range is JJ or better pairs and the other AK combos. I probably fold that, but I could convince myself to call and not be way off.

@ReelBigFishAA Cold 4bet jams, to me, are incredibly strong.

@BrandonRexin36 Probably got recruited by that high school too.

I just saw a 12U athlete (from OH) make a whole instagram post about which HIGH SCHOOL they have “committed” to. Not sure what parent/coach/trainer thought that was a good idea - but that right there is where the problem starts.

@TaraBull Almost pulled the trigger around the 4 to 5 second mark. Seems like the cartridges don't need to be turned around for a while.

She has the bullets facing the wrong way

@KurtSupeCPA UTMAs and UGMAs don't automatically vest at 18 in every state. Some states allow you to delay this until 25 or so.

Grandmother is absolutely Furious. She'd been putting $5K/year into an investment account for her grandson since he was born. 18 years. $90K deposited. Grew to $215K. "This was supposed to teach him about investments. Help with college. Give him a real head start in life." Grandson turned 18 last month. $72K lifted truck. Moved into a luxury apartment with his girlfriend. Dropped out of college. No job. Living off the account, gone in less than a year. The money? Legally 100% his. Grandma has zero say. "I spent 18 years building that. He's blowing through it in 12 months." The problem: She set up a UTMA account (Uniform Transfers to Minors Act). The day he hits 18, he owns it completely. No conditions. No veto power. You wanted compounding? He learned depreciation. You wanted education? He wanted a sound system. What she SHOULD have done: Option 1: 529 plan With a 529, YOU control it forever: → College? Tax-free for education → No college? Roll $35K into a Roth IRA for them Buys a truck? Change beneficiary to another grandkid → Need it out? Pay taxes + 10% penalty on gains Option 2: Keep it in HER name Open a separate investment account. Gift assets to him over time—or when he proves he's responsible. Your money. Your timeline. Your conditions. Is losing 10% of gains to penalties better than losing 100% to an 18-year-old's judgment? With a UTMA: You fund their decisions at 18. 18 years building $215K. 12 months burning through it on a truck, luxury rent, and zero plan. The account structure you pick is the difference between funding their future and funding their mistakes.

@TheJFreakinC Do you think we are too stupid to notice the jump cut around 40 seconds in? I bet everyone was on their best behavior during all that time thats cut out 🤡🌎

🚨BREAKING: ICE/Border Patrol agents are proving once again that they are not targeting violent criminals… They are targeting children and families. On Sunday, agents were caught illegally operating in Minneapolis public parks, in direct violation of city orders, and then tear-gassing spaces designed for kids and families. This happened at Powderhorn Park. In the video, ICE agents are seen aggressively driving into the parking lot of a public park, on a Sunday… a day when families and children regularly sled, play, and gather there. U.S. citizens are already in the park. They begin recording and blowing whistles. An ICE agent then chases a U.S. citizen through the park, tackles him to the ground, and handcuffs him. While that’s happening, other agents begin deploying tear gas, throwing canisters at U.S. citizens who are nowhere near them, filling the parking lot and the park itself with smoke. Tear gas causes respiratory distress, burning eyes, nausea, and panic… effects that are especially dangerous for children. And agents illegally deployed chemical agents anyway, in an open public park, with families nearby. That is excessive use of force, and child endangerment. And they did all of it while being explicitly prohibited from operating in the park in the first place… The Minneapolis Mayor’s Executive Order 2025-02 bans civil immigration enforcement staging on city property. On January 7th, 2026, the Minneapolis Park and Recreation Board unanimously passed a resolution aligning with that order, explicitly prohibiting ICE from staging or operating in parks. ICE did it anyway. And it didn’t stop there… Later, that same day, around 12:45 PM, ICE agents were seen sitting in Folwell Park, another public park. A woman approaches them, calmly cites the order, and tells them they are not allowed to be there and need to leave. ICE/Border Patrol are choosing spaces where children gather instead of places where actual crimes occur, then responding to public scrutiny by assaulting civilians and deploying chemical weapons. If ICE/Border Patrol are willing to do this in broad daylight, on a Sunday, in front of families, while being filmed, after being explicitly told they are not allowed to be there… Then they are not enforcing the law. They are endangering children and assaulting anyone who dares to exercise their First Amendment rights, and say that’s not okay.