WATERSIDE BOY

never let elders manipulate u to think disagreeing with them is a form of disrespect

@dammiedammie35 I was there that day, that video was made by my friend @Mc4godofficial

I remember when Nepa officials went to this man’s house to disconnect their light, but got stranded there cos they didn’t meet light, they had to call their headquarters to give them light so that they can disconnect their light 😭💔🫵🏽

MTN removed data expiry. no data must expire. telecom data must never expire. if you don’t comply, we’ll make your stores expire because you are st£aling from us —South African politician Julius Malema

Let me say this. If your grew up seeing your mother recruiting you to hate or disrespect your father. And you know that your father loved you regardless. Your father may have caught her in infidelity. Your mother recruited you as her shield, since she lost hers. End.

I feel bad for men of this generation. Most women today are either hOes, gold diggers, manipulators or single moms. Good single women are rare.

Even if your father is a bad husband, he'd still love you. Even if your mother is a bad wife, she'd still love you. Your parents existed before you. How they treat each other will not affect the love they have for you. But it would affect the way you treat your spouse. End.

Imagine your father’s age mate paying you for sleeping with him while his own daughter is in the UK getting a Master’s degree. And you think you’re chopping him? When in reality, he’s protecting his own from ever ending up like you.

Men don’t just want sex, they need it, but what drains them is feeling like they have to beg for it or always carry the burden of initiating it.

20 years from now, there will be a surge of aging women, alone and unhappy, led down by the illusion they once embraced as empowerment. It's on the way, and it will be massive.

When you provide for a man, the universe provides for you, it’s law! Doesn’t have to be your boyfriend, any man.

But jokes apart, why won’t you have money as a woman?

I was hungry earlier so I went to a restaurant close to me, this girl won’t stop looking at me, she then asked if she can have my number, I gave her. But to my surprise, she didn’t pay for the food I bought. She texted me and I blocked her straight. Broke women piss me off a lot.

Imagine asking your babe for haircut money and she sends the exact amount🤦‍♂️ Like am I supposed to trek to the saloon?

What’s happening to our girls? Why are they so broke now? I jokingly asked this girl I met today for money for my rent and she blocked me Not like I even wanted the money o! I was testing her to see if she was broke and boom! she failed a simple test Toh..Poor girl. Her loss💅

If you spend money on your boyfriend, your finances will improve. Men are spiritual beings. The spiritual controls the physical.

If you want your woman to stop looking outside and stop being stingy towards you, I’m selling a waist bead for just 15,000 Naira. Once you wear it and have s£x with her, she will not see any other man again.

In today’s Nigeria, thousands of women struggle to eat shawarma and to eat at restaurants from our own pockets. For a country where we largely depend on men to eat, and to finance our lifestyles, we are way too ungrateful and we make too many demands.

If your woman won’t change your phone, change your woman.

If she's inviting you for an hangout & she's not buying new clothes & sneakers, don't rate her. You are not cheap. You deserves more. ❤️

If those tweets make you angry as a woman, channel all that anger and energy into getting your money up 🤏🏽🤏🏽