Emily Greer

I hope I marry someone who loves Christmas as much as I do and wants to put lights all over the house.

It gets really exhausting reaching out to some people first to send pics and updates of my kid. And I’m about to have another one. Wonder if anything will change.

I really hope that some of these kids out here don’t grow up and happen to see the things their mom’s posted on social when they were babies/kids. Yikes.

In the last year, I’ve seen more people injured/killed in car accidents than ever in my life. I don’t understand what’s going on😢

Are mom selfies allowed to be a thing? I wore a hat to church today and had to document.

@tristanlane5 Well I feel this 100%

Pregnancy = I want crawfish, but I also want chicken fajitas and I could go for a cheeseburger, literally all I’ve thought about this morning. 🎇

“Stay away from people who act like a victim in a problem they created.”

❤️

@adamwoods46 Their stomachs clearly can’t handle real food

@Reese5Emily Bless their hearts lol

😳🙄 I feel like I can talk to and relate to a lot of people in this world……but I don’t know if I could hold a conversation with these folks.

Aggravated that I only get hungry at night after I’ve already brushed my teeth.

@MollyKay27 Coming back to add, we did not stay home the whole 12 weeks. We went to my grandparents houses often. We went to church when she was not even 2 weeks old. You gotta remain human somehow! It just takes a lot longer to get ready once the baby is here🤪

@MollyKay27 Wait til the baby is here😂it becomes kinda difficult to leave for awhile

Idk how yall stay at home moms/wives do it, this shit is for the birds. I’m about to go crazy 🤣

The hardest part of '15 days to slow the spread' is the first 600 days.

Let me tell y’all something. Family members who say they love and support you but don’t do one little bitty thing to show it are NOT in your corner. End rant.

@dowden_lucas My dad and husband always say they’ve never seen a family eat like the Dowdens😂

here’s your reminder that unless someone explicitly told you with their words they are upset with you, there is no need for you to worry yourself sick. you have no mental or emotional obligation to people who do not communicate with you. no matter how much you love them

@AhmaadRysheik Okay, well we all want to see the fit then!

These third graders I read to today told me they liked my hair and my clothes. Children are ruthless so I know they really meant the compliment 😂😂

@hbrollins_ Same

@hbrollins_ YEP!! I could write a book

Just because they apologize, does not mean they’re sorry. Read that again.