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@MonkeyBallTweet @SuperBlakeFilms Banana Water is clearly the only adequate substance for a monkey themed bottle

@SuperBlakeFilms very tempted to get it just so i can empty it and fill it with baja blast or banana water

i hate vodka but the monkey head is calling to me like it's the green goblin mask

@Virnim0 @mossyseals No toothbrush, just fish, stinky stank, all seafood. Like a sweaty locker room.

@mossyseals Thats got ot smell SO fucking bad bro.

no sleeping on the job!!!!

@kdiopeb @mossyseals Unlike seals n such these bastards have lips.

@mossyseals I always thought they’d make a sort of low rumbling sound not this high pitched

@RidleyJack1 @eternalclassic_ Ah so this is the hippopotamus that little girl wanted for Christmas

@eternalclassic_ Ah the north american house hippo

bro was submitted at 23:59:59

@Epicconor1 @st00perduck Yes, and little known fact also dope on ze mic

@st00perduck Was he commander of the Third Reich

A professor at Harvard walked into his classroom holding a fresh hot Hamburger. He asked to the class, "who among you would say that this famous sandwich constitutes an Unhealthy dinner?" the students laughed nervously, and every student put up their hands in agreement,

@Dofla_UNKO @deadoralivemau5 @Anchovy_Pizza North… AMERICANS South… AMERICANS Central… AMERICANS It is a set of continents you dimwit

@deadoralivemau5 @Anchovy_Pizza その理屈だと、アメリカ大陸に住んでるカナダ人やメキシコ人やブラジル人、チリ人も全部アメリカ人になっちゃうよ😂

I know it’s “technically” correct but can we please stop referring to people from Pakistan, India and Sri Lanka as “Asians”

@impossiblyeve Honestly I need to try making that spam sushi type rolls. They look good as shit.

this meal prep shit too easy

@zaylusrose @wBOLgPEyCwRfOIh @roaneatan2 It seems to be woefully lenient in most countries. It’s quite despicable, depressive really even.

@wBOLgPEyCwRfOIh @roaneatan2 tristemente en españa estamos igual... ojalá más gente hiciera como está mujer. si no nos dan justicia, nosotros la crearemos.

スペインで当時13歳の娘を、近所の男に誘拐・レイプされた母。犯人には懲役9年の判決 犯人は服役から約6年後、仮釈放で町に戻り、バス停近くのバーで母と遭遇 犯人は彼女に「お前の娘はどうだ？」と嘲笑う様に尋ねた。怒った彼女は、ガソリンを購入してバーに戻り、男に浴びせて火を放った 男は全身に火傷を負い、数日後に死亡 彼女はパニック状態だったが、逃走せず周囲に自分がやったことを認め、警察の到着を待った 懲役5年6ヶ月の判決が下り、恩赦を求める運動や健康上の理由もあり、実刑期間の一部を終えた後に釈放となった

@beagleticks Thought about it everyday since I was 15. I am genuinely and profoundly empty and sad.

as woman who larps as a gay twink on the internet the male experience is horrible how do you guys not immediately kill yourselves.

@AlexFlis_ @Ada2987_art Type of shit folklore comes from fr fr

@Ada2987_art This shit would mess with a sailor

Just a random, uneducated thought but if it indeed mimics a human face in responce to remembering human is the source of food, could that mean that they do this also with fish species they want to take the food from?

@anj_shas O C D

I don’t understand why men do this while cooking

@bluesnowman10 @scadutree They’re doing the opening cinematic of all the Tarnished I think. Like Fia and Hoarah Loux and Goldmask. And of course, the shot of Dung Eater being hanged and pelted by a crowd of villagers

@scadutree Ok this is def ai. There’s no way fucking dung eater is in the movie

i'm laughing so hard they're not just throwing they're PELTING