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Pete Smiff

@RegSimpkin

Accountant and serial disliker of politicans of all flavours.

Somewhere under the rainbow Katılım Mart 2023
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Pete Smiff@RegSimpkin·
I take it that when L'il Owen and Corbyn have seen the utter mess that Socialism has made of Cuba, they'll be back in the UK trying to install the same system here.
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The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome
Message to the jihadists. Chuck Norris is in heaven. There are no more virgins.
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@2LivesCid I would have thought you'd buy something they liked.
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El Cid
El Cid@2LivesCid·
He’s got a choice of 6 different cat foods. These are the last two. Fussy bastard
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No1tingham
No1tingham@No1tingham·
#MISSING: Kieron, aged 12. Police are concerned for his safety & urgently want to hear from anyone who's seen him. Reported missing from the St Anns area of #Nottingham, last seen at 8am on Friday 20/03/26. If you've seen Kieron or know where he is, pls call #Notts Police on 101.
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@DPJHodges We're long past the stage of expecting anything sensible from this government.
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(((Dan Hodges)))
(((Dan Hodges)))@DPJHodges·
Can someone explain how a direct attack on UK territory, one that drastically alters the nature of the Iranian tactical and strategic threat to the UK, Europe and other allies, is not something the Government thinks should be shared with the British people or Parliament.
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Scott Cheggs@Scott__Cheggs·
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@OldMackIsBack I'm not convinced rubbing his eyes afterwards was the smartest move.
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Berk@trapdoor456·
I was just sat on the edge of the bed, pulling my boxers off, when the wife said "You spoil those dogs..." 😬
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Tom Harris 🇬🇧@MrTCHarris·
If economic growth is dependent on high levels of immigration, then why are not experiencing historically record high levels of growth?
Fred de Fossard@defossardf

@matt_dathan Who remembers when we were told that immigration propped up the economy?

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🚨 BREAKING Israel sends Chuck Norris to continue giving Khamenei beatings in the afterlife.
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Laura Marcus@MissLauraMarcus·
Angela Rayner’s coming premiership will be an even bigger disaster than Liz Truss’s.
Liam Halligan@LiamHalligan

This story below reveals the true extent of Angela Rayner's cluelessness when it comes to economics, the public finances and financial markets. I say that not with glee - but deep alarm and regret. If this is really how the probable next Prime Minister of the UK thinks - betting markets put a more than 50% chance on leadership coup by June - then the ousting of Starmer/Reeves by Rayner (or Miliband) is likely to spark an instant spike in gilt yields, from their already elevated levels. Just the fact that Rayner has said what she has below will put yet more upward pressure on the market-driven borrowing costs – whatever the Bank of England says is these days mere mood – that drive the interest rates faced by firms and households. I have nothing against more social housing – on the contrary, the arguments in favour of building more are at the heart of my book "Home Truths", along with policy mechanisms that could get that done. But if you think that, in the current environment, hard-nosed international creditors do - or even should - give a monkey's about the "social benefits" of subsidised housing then you are utterly and dangerously deluded. Again, I say this in sorrow, not glee. I knew plenty of smart people at the top of successive Blair governments. The architects of New Labour – at least the Blairites – always made sure there were financially literate and market-savvy people in the room when big decisions were made. That was important back then - when the national debt Britain had to service was 35pc of GDP. Now – with the same metric pushing 100pc of GDP and Britain paying more than Morocco to borrow money – it is absolutely vital. It seems that there is no-one – NO-ONE AT ALL – near the top of today's Labour government who has the first clue about the realities of public accounts and global finance. These are – once again – NOT tribal or party-political points, but statements of cold fact ....

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All The Right Movies
All The Right Movies@ATRightMovies·
CHUCK NORRIS will be a huge miss but the Walker Texas Ranger/Conan O'Brian bit is immortal.
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RIP Chuck Norris
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🚨 STOLEN PONY – PLEASE SHARE 🚨 A piebald Gypsy Cob has been stolen from Cuckfield (RH17).Distinctive features: black & white patches and two blue eyes 👀 📞 Crime Ref: 47260055143 💰 Reward offered for info leading to its whereaboutsIf seen or you have any info, please report immediately.
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Stansaid Airport
Stansaid Airport@StansaidAirport·
Such a shame about Chuck Norris. The only man an airport WH Smith ever gave a discount to. #RIP
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