AMERICA: TODAY IS ELECTION DAY
IF YOU HAVEN'T YET -- MAKE SURE YOU VOTE TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
BRING YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY TOO!
#VotedforTrump#ElectionDay
boyfriend: hey babe, i noticed some red stains on your pillowcase. have you been getting nosebleeds at night?
me: *frantically hiding my bowl of spaghetti in the side table* yes, my nose, it bleeds